
lolu retweeted
I don't even like any part of this country enough to be a tribalist. I hate all of you guys equally.
lolu retweeted
I am only just realising this post is supposed to be a jab at Imo state. This entire time, I thought you were trying to compliment the greenery in Owerri
That view of Lagos looks like a post-apocalyptic country. Nobody who cares for their health, would pick that over Owerri.
lolu retweeted
I don’t even understand the bridal makeup argument. There is clearly a difference in the longevity and application of bridal makeup vs regular photoshoot makeup.
I also shouldn’t be forced to pay for bridal makeup for my wedding if I don’t want to, nor should you be offended that I didn’t tell you I’m getting married. You’re still getting paid for the regular makeup that you did 🤷🏾
lolu retweeted
there’s just too many low quality problems in this country. just too many. kills ideas, kills romance, kills creativity.
lolu retweeted
In summary, Tinubu is a failure. The govt and Gencos know this is a period of low water inflow to dams for hydro power generation, yet they allowed shortage of gas to the other generating plants so we are suffering double catastrophe at the same time.
Both Tinubu and his inept minister of Power who was reeling out statistics the other day should go.
lolu retweeted
There’s no light.
No water.
All my gadgets are dead.
I have deadlines stacking up on me.
There’s heat, and I can’t even have a bath as many times as I want because I’m managing water.
But sure, let’s all buy solar 💀
lolu retweeted
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lolu retweeted
Not seen one solid argument as to why people should inform the MUA that the makeup is for a wedding
I think the hardest part of adulting is that you have to keep going, no matter what you’re dealing with, how you feel or what life throws at you. Even on the days when you have nothing left to give, life goes on and somehow, you have to keep up.
lolu retweeted
There is a type of lock-in that you cannot do in Nigeria.
Is it with 4 hours of electricity? Lol.
lolu retweeted
Life is worth living 😃 (we finally have light after 8 days). Please don’t be mad, #VotePeterObi2027


























