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Replying to @LegionHoops
for the briefest of moments you can see his full displeasure before he resets
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i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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They said “Matt - you’re not allowed to make the firm swag” and I think they were probably on to something
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wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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shout out to the lady at the end for one of the most flawless 30 second impromptu improvs i’ve ever seen
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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youre laughing. it's 284 psi in the west and youre laughing about saddam hussein hiding spot
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The animals all dug in to heaping platters of fresh dandelion cheese, candied nuts, plum an’ currant pudding, roasted carrots and leeks piled high, and kind of a lemony-garlicky-miso-gochujang easy weeknight protein noodle situation
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I’m losing my mind that no one can tell this is AI generated. Here are the real pictures from Operation Migration
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Little known fact but the ministry of magic was perplexed by the rapid progress in development of offensive and control spells at the Hangzhou Institute of Wizardry at the time when Cho was dating Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory
>dates the most popular most attractive white guy in school >after he dies, dates the second most popular most attractive white guy in school call that hogwarts study
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Replying to @alvinsng
You should save this tweet and circle back to it in 20 years when you’re confused about why your kid doesn’t talk to you anymore
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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there is always another layer of abstraction
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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YUHHHHH
Today is National White Chocolate Day.
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Tom Cruise biopic when
Tom Cruise says it originally took six hours for the “Digger” hair and makeup team to apply his Digger Rockwell prosthetics, but he quickly made the process “more efficient” by showing up with a chalkboard and timing how long it took to put each prosthetic on: “I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I’m like, ‘OK, you see that time, six hours? By the time we’re done, we’re going to get it under an hour.’ They were like, ‘No, I’m not doing that, it will never happen.’ I’m like, ‘OK, first of all, if you say no, you can’t do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we’ll maybe make it a little less?’ So with each piece that was going on, it was timed and then we’d drill and practice.” It worked, and they eventually got his makeup and prosthetics routine down to under an hour: “They were like, ‘What?!’ And they didn’t even know it, and they didn’t even rush. I like going into a system, studying it and trying to figure out how I can do it better, more efficient. The films that I make, I’m constantly going, how can I do it better?” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHLwU
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