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Gert Schwee

@gertschwee

Citizen of the world. Lifelong learner. Opinions my own. Writer, Author, Scribe, Reader, Tweeter. IPA: gə(ː)t ʃwiː

 Mission, BC
Joined August 2022
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You gotta put up with a lot of shit these days just to see some spaceships on the TV
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Dollar is crazy. You can spell it Dollar but Doller could have worked too. Dollor or Dollur is more like how I say it. I bet you could even write it and say it Dollyr if you're not a monolingual halfwit. How about Daller. Looks dumb, but consider: Taller. Wait I got it: Dawler.
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Sup nerds it's ya boy YOUNG PERSON, we're out here using stuff that is purposefully shitty, and oh, about those things that aren't shitty that you like? Guess what boomer they're ours now, we bought them at a your garage sale and we're making them shitty FOR FUN.
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Hey speed racers going live at the flea market today where I'm buying shit that was BEST IN CLASS and used to belong to some BOOMER who was really proud of it and you know what I'm doing with it? MAKING FUN of it.
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Sup teamsters, today we're unboxing some dusty PIECE OF SHIT that my DAD worked overtime at a HARD JOB for TWENTY YEARS to build a better world where I didn't have to use this kind of fucking thing, leave me a comment about your dad's sacrifices for next week's SAD DAD roundup
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Convert to the catalytic church
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out in the streets, being seen, smelling people
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Old enough to vote, old enough to die for my country, not old enough to (legally) drink Skooma 🙄
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People really out there using a SaaS that doesn't have a custom typeface for its logo? smh
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Just doing my daily grind you know, get up, get pumped, stave off the Adversary, check my campaigns, etc.
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Query string paramesan
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The out store called. They're running!
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The running out store called. They're running out!
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Would love to but I've got a meeting with the Petard Fanciers Association tonight, you should come and check it out – you have your own petard right? Oh – yeah sorry, they don't let you borrow or share, you really have to bring your own, it's pretty much the only rule actually
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The jerk store called. They're running out of jerks!
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Sherman Goodman
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Hey man you free this Friday? Want to hit up the pub and become sensualists and give ourselves over to dissolution?
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“You are the ugliest of the five people you spend the most time with.” — Jim Rohn
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“It takes 10,000 hours for you to make a friend.” — Malcom Gladwell
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“When you get to the end of your life, the sum total of all the things you paid attention to will not have been worth a rotten banana.” — Oliver Burkeman, Four Thousand Weeks
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