
Psychology. Hard truths. π§ π @Whotfismick @Elkhalifa1111
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I only want to take my future husbandβs last name if heβs also an Ian.
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PSAβΌοΈβΌοΈMy brother sent me this message this am & want everyone around me to be AWARE because a lot of our kids go to the park, if you guys see some strange dude there around your kids feel free to call me Iβm right by there! If not call the police, this sick shit isnβt gonna.
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The way someone can be a sweetheart to you and a menace to everyone else is hilarious. π€£β€οΈ
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BRB. Gotta cancel my dentist appointment because they refuse to adhere to my strict professional dress code.οΏΌ1/2
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5 reasons ADHD brains make the best people to travel with
1. A missed train isn't a disaster. It's a new plan, and they've had a lot of practice making new plans.
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Back in 2023, I went to visit family while my ex fiancee stayed home. We were texting each other throughout the evening when I got a notification from our doorbell camera that someone was at the door. It was my ex fiancee stepping out of the apartment with a duffel bag.
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βPay me and Iβll remove the evil spellβ ππ BRO TURNED SUPERSTITION INTO A SUBSCRIPTION BUSINESS ππ
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Apparently, Iβm the bad girlfriend because I want to feel like a priority in my own relationship. π
He walks the dog, cooks for the dog, makes the dog comfortable in bedβ¦ meanwhile, Iβm fighting for the bare minimum.
Iβm not asking him to abandon his dog, but am I wrong for wanting to feel loved too? ππ
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Told my man heβs tripping because my phone is charging in my pocket and heβs acting like I set the bed on fire or sumnπ
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Left a 15 year toxic and abusive relationship 10 years ago. Barely communicated with him once the kids had their own phones (even then he still blew my phone up) . Our youngest turned 18 this year and this will be my response from now on.
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Please tell me I dodged a bullet
For context, I was going on date #3 with this woman... Had already paid for everything on our first two dates (inlcuding an expensive dinner) and we both had a great time.
Several phone calls over an hour long with great chemistry and even had made out. Am I in the wrong here? We were going to a pumpkin festival which I just blew $115 on tickets for nothing.
She constantly had me change reservations last minute/day of even after she expected me to plan the dates (which I did) and I always was patient.
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Hi Pookie β€οΈπ
My friends now think youβre imaginary, and honestly, my sanity is no longer a reliable witness! ππ€¦ββοΈ
Beautiful girl, SHOW UP! Help me defend my mental health! π€£β€οΈ
Or should I change my relationship status to βdelusional but optimisticβ? πππ
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Girl, stand up! Your friend will tell you the truth in the most disrespectful way possible, but deep down, you know they might be right. π Sometimes we need a friend who calls us out, not one who enables us. π«
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π₯΄ getting ATE tf up. be careful when you ask for advice from your βhomeboysβ. π





































