DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince had a song called “You Saw My Blinker”, and I find myself still singing that at times in traffic. Too often I am letting out a “you saw my blinker bitch”.
“You know what would be funny? Let’s design this hotel room so someone can’t reach the toilet paper or they tweak their back doing so”…hotel designers probably
Just sat in on the worst training session ever. If that was my session, I’m making sure that video is deleted right away.
11: “dad, it’s the last day of summer vacation, we should do something fun”.
Me: “like what”?
11: “Starbucks new menu came out, or the new Chick-fil-A sandwich, maybe you want to get a pretzel you like at the mall, or see of Lululemon is having a sale”.
First morning in 10 years that my day didn’t start by taking this guy outside. He could certainly be stubborn at times, but he was an amazing companion. He will definitely be missed.
“Who wouldn’t want to get nailed in front of a Denny’s and Red Roof Inn?”….hotel developers, probably.
I don’t know who Hannah Montoya is, don’t care who she dates, and don’t care how it affects her coworkers.













