Mitch Parker retweeted
The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they briefly experienced a world not entirely controlled by the stupidest people to have ever lived.
Mitch Parker retweeted
Incredible! A heroic finishing touch to one of the dumbest leadership seasons in professional sports history. They’ve had like 12 major decisions in 2026 and somehow went 0 for 12. People want to like this league!
Mitch Parker retweeted
New United Center Bulls Win tradition:
“Drive home safely, Chicago. BEEP BEEP.”
Mitch Parker retweeted
History is usually written by the victory except America is so deeply racist we let the south write the history of the Civil War and recast Grant, a total machine who wrecked their shit, as a bloodthirsty drunk. Bullshit.
Mitch Parker retweeted
yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two






























