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📍mumbling and cackling

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2020
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The New Yorker film department panning La Nola negra and club kid back to back
Shocked by critical enthusiasm for the cheerful, facile, sickly-sweet Club Kid, which—thinking back to myself as a starting-out movie-lover—would have made me rush out to see it and come out feeling deceived and indignant, sure that the future had already passed officialdom by.
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Negroni before wine, you’ll be fine. Wine before Negroni, you’re a big fat phony
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nobody move retweeted
If you don’t like La Bola Negra it’s clear to me you’ve never read Lorca …this includes Colm Toibin, whose ignorance about why the snow would be a character in a Lorca play in his @nybooks review betrays his naïveté of Spain’s greatest dramatist.
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Joining the war of bitchy gay guys vs la bola negra on the side of La bola negra
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Karma’s a relaxing thought.
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Congrats to everyone in Montreal for being sexy as fuck
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Randomly becoming hyperfixated on Gina Hinojosa after not paying attention to her at all during the election
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Wait I was not familiar with her game.. she’s kinda everything
This contentious interchange between the NY Times and @GinaHinojosaTX was truly amazing. Hinojosa offered one of the best explanations of populism I've ever seen. Her comments were a total rejection of Corporate Dems' neoliberal formula. Her Texas victory is a game changer.
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its funny how the defaced version of the album cover is both more beautiful and more interesting symbolically than the original
hasidic brooklyn is not gagging for tate mcrae
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Starting to worry that my apartment is full of harmful mold and mildew and bacteria and plants and animals and fungi and protists
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Sorry but millennial bartender twitter needs to take the L on this one. Just type the number into the card reader and let me tap and keep it pushing.
Replying to @texturedprotein
follow-up step: Stop Paying After Every Drink! this is a majorly time-wasting nuisance. open a tab, pay when you’re done for the night. you are slowing your bartender down drastically for no reason if it’s already busy. especially if you aren’t tipping well lmao???
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It’s a time wasting nuisance for me to have to wait in line to close my tab later and/or forget my card entirely. Also I don’t know if I’m gonna want to pay for more than one round. SORRY!
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Toss your hair in a bald
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Just voted “yes” on all ballot proposals bc this video is annoying
nyc: vote “no” on all ballot proposals
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The only thing worse than Apple AirPods is every other headphone ever invented
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How does a “signal problem” prevent the train from running. Just look out the front window and if there’s a train in front of you, stop. 🙄
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Commenting “i RAN to the comments” on my college acquaintance’s ig post of her wedding
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Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Literally nothing bad can happen to you
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Coke before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before bag, cracked out old fag
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Living in the center of the imperial core and still not having hot water half the time😍
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