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Makes things loud Eats like a 7 year old/Laughs at most things on the internet/Flatbill hat wearer/Sleep Expert/Plourd is the word/Not a Role Model

Kansas City/Crew Bus
Joined February 2009
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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey to ICE: “Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assistance. And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit. All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors. The ultimate betrayal.
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Prince would have turned 67 today. Here are some of his best moments. A thread 🧵 1. This is probably one of the greatest improvised solos ever. What a legend.
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Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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When texting @AliciaETaylor, Apple intelligence really sums my emotions up nicely.
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Is giving flight attendants gifts upon boarding a normal thing? I’ve seen three families on my flight do it today but have never seen it before. I love the thought tho. These folks work hard and have to deal with the worst of the worst folks sometimes
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CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND ‼️‼️
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fuck
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To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.
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Righteous Gemstones is more documentary than comedy
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Surfin' Plourd retweeted
If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials
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Save this graphic. Then share it with friends. Every eligible voter has the freedom to vote and have their vote counted.
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Surfin' Plourd retweeted
The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬
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Dude, @LASairport what is going on with your security lines?
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No, I'm not saying 2 people were pretend killed in Butler. I'm saying 45 was never shot. There's no such thing as an ear being "blown off at the top" that leaves no marks and there's REALLY no such thing as an ear growing back. Why isn't anyone speaking who got money? Of course NDA's were signed. If he were treated at Butler there would be a medical report. Period. An FBI head hired by Trump taking the word of a drunk, unlicensed doctor who wasn't there and released a medical statement a week later is absurd.
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Aaron Rogers eats his boogers
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Do people still actually go see David Copperfield?
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this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons
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I think it’s hilarious when lead singers have wireless mics and they don’t move from one spot, or even take it off the stand.
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