@glumDumpling

Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. Some of these are lies. mostly non-responsive bish.

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Joined November 2014
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I have said it before, and I will say it again… It’s not as good in person, do not come here.
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Ok that took so much longer than I thought it would
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Normalize not touching flight attendants to get their attention. A simple “excuse me” provides better results than a poke, pat, or lower back caress. Really, this extends to anyone whose attention you desire. Stop touching people you don’t know, it’s weird.
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I made a man uncomfortable today. I said the word “consent” in front of him, to someone else, and he didn’t like it. He reported me for making him uncomfortable. Consent makes you uncomfortable?! WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN!!!? Is Albuquerque alright, or??
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OK. Which one of you has been tampering with my equipment
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For legal reasons, nothing I say is true.
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Fought like hell, but I did not get the lemon pepper in the separation
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Raw dogging divorce
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Plot twist. The pilot didn’t know what a furry was so I had to tell him. Do senators lie?
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I’m extremely disappointed to learn that so many of my colleagues in the aviation industry are furries. To date, I have not been invited to a single furry function by a pilot, flight attendant, or air traffic controller. What am I doing wrong?
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HOW are you fitting all that into your luggage?
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Being a lawyer must be so crazy because like wdym I told you all my secrets for months and months and then I call you one day and a bored-sounding girl is like “she doesn’t work here anymore” and now I have the fear of abandonment for $20K, and no lawyer.
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Oh and now I have this idea that being a lawyer is not that hard and I’m going to be great at it. Wish me luck, RIP
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Pivoting to technology. Is the regular iPad (A16) adequate for Roblox?
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Yes, I’m alive, thanks for checking.
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Yeah? How was it !?
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Glad to hear it! I’m hoping I can get the weekend off sometime in the next decade
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It sucks to be 35 and clumsy because you’re both too old and too young to be falling down all the time. I can’t stop falling into garbage cans and nobody knows what to do with me. Lonely existence. At least I’m not ugly.
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Been real busy
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I’ve never had an original thought in my life
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I wish you would stop using my phone number to make your dinner reservations.
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