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A proud suffering Canadian comic who loves to laugh and troll. Comedy for sale.

East coast of Canada
Joined October 2011
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🚨 THEY’RE PANICKING 🚨 Facebook just TOOK DOWN the video of President Trump’s EPIC UFC 314 entrance… AFTER it hit 150,000 views in JUST 10 MINUTES. GONE. CENSORED. DELETED. WHY? Because it showed the TRUTH they fear most: 💥 THOUSANDS on their feet. 💥 The arena ERUPTING. 💥 USA! USA! USA! echoing through the stadium. 📢 WHAT THIS MEANS: ⚠️ They don’t fear Trump because of politics. ⚠️ They fear him because THE PEOPLE LOVE HIM. 💥 The energy is real. 💥 The momentum is unstoppable. 💥 The movement is ALIVE. 🚨 THEY CAN DELETE THE VIDEO… BUT THEY CAN’T DELETE THE TRUTH. You know exactly what to do… SHARE. IT. EVERYWHERE.
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Replying to @royalsinsider_
Well, that was certainly a step up from last year’s Remembrance Day when he was photographed partying with the Kardashians. Photographs, since removed, showed him clearly stoned or drunk or both!
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So Harry is not happy again. The MasterClass that he featured in recently where he swore and made a complete fool of himself he now wants taken down off the internet because he has come to the conclusion that people aren't taking him seriously 🙄 he now regrets it. Re: Neil Sean
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Be a shame to keep sharing this….
It turns out that Dimwit Harry wants to have this video removed from the internet now that he pretends to be a Royal again. (According to Neil Sean) Nope, not gonna happen. Let me post it here. 😂😂😂
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THE CAMERA ANGLES DESERVE AN AWARD 😂 So this was the “huge crowd” useless media tried to sell us? The tight shots, loud cheering and carefully framed footage made it appear as though the streets were overflowing. Then the wide aerial view arrived and exposed the entire production: a modest group squeezed behind one short stretch of barriers, surrounded by cameras, security and empty road. They can crop the picture, amplify the noise and avoid showing the empty spaces—but they cannot create genuine public enthusiasm where it does not exist. This was less of a triumphant royal return and more of a carefully produced television illusion. Never trust the close-up when the wide shot is available. The camera angles were working harder than Harry and Meghan. 😂 what a shame #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle #PrinceHarry #Sussexes
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Prince Harry’s inability to continue with a speech on a topic he’s been “researching” for over 6 years is the metaphor for everything happening now. The facade is being peeled back. We are seeing every government, politician, king/Queen, activist and foreign governments for who they really are.
Apparently, he wants to get this removed from the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Despite widespread media reporting initiated by The Sun there has been no official announcement by Amazon or Invictus Games. In fact Invictus Games recently updated their sponsor information on their website and it did not include Amazon but if there is a deal then it might have happened after that time. If this is true, and in the light of all the reports about the alleged payments of massive amounts of donated and taxpayer money intended for veterans to Harry and Meghan for a range of luxury expenses and as a form of recompense for attending and pretending to care, then I would dread to imagine how many memberships and purchases from the global public Amazon will lose as a result of supporting what looks like a nefarious operation. What kind of company supports an organization that allows a patron to use it as a free personal PR vehicle where he hijacks the attention away from the veterans towards himself as he acts out physically with his wife and that blocks hundreds and thousands of members of the public for asking perfectly reasonable questions.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Xi laugh, and Trump just got him to chuckle at the Biden autopen photo 😭 The Dems are a global laughing stock.
"This is the autopen... it's Biden." 🤣 President Trump shows off the legendary Presidential Walk of Fame to President Xi.
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🇺🇸🇨🇦 Victor Davis Hanson on Canada: The official story in Canadian media is poor little Canada, bullied by Big Bad Trump. The structure of the story is different. America is ~13 times the Canadian economy. Canada sends most of what it sells to one customer. Carney walked out of a deal and is playing EU-China optics games on the U.S. border. VDH’s word for it: a fantasy house. No connection to the trade ledger. You can hate the tariffs. You cannot repeal the law of gravity either. A $2.5T country does not get to lecture a $32T neighbor and then act shocked when the invoice arrives. H/T @Freebird_tweet
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🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SAID WHAT EVERYONE NORTH OF THE BORDER ALREADY KNOWS. Canada didn’t “welcome the world.” They flung the doors wide open, skipped the vetting, and called it compassion. Now the bill is coming due. Millions in. Housing crushed. Hospitals jammed. Youth unemployment through the roof. Crime stories that used to be unthinkable in Canadian cities. And the same Liberal class that did it is still pretending it’s a moral triumph. Trump’s line is the one they hate because it’s simple: Unchecked + unvetted = problems that get too big to handle. That’s not “anti-immigrant.” That’s anti-suicide. A country that cannot control who enters it will not stay a country. Canada is running that experiment in real time. The numbers are already showing up. The pain is already showing up. And the people who built the place are the ones paying for it. Oh Canada… you were warned.
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🚨 THEY BURIED THIS VIDEO ONCE. DON’T LET THEM DO IT AGAIN. 🚨 Jack Dorsey’s Twitter yanked it. That’s why it’s back. The compilation hits the Hillary years under Obama: Private server. Deleted emails. Classified traffic on a home-brew system. Clinton Foundation cash. The Comey “no intent” dodge. They called it a nothingburger. Then they banned the recap. If it was nothing, they wouldn’t have needed the mute button. Watch it. Save it. Share it. The cover-up was the tell.
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Since the Obamas are trending, here’s a video of them thanking Harvey Weinstein. Don’t share this This will make Barack and Michelle Obama upset
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Remember that time when Hillary Clinton introduced her friend George Soros and his interest to get involved in US elections? The Internet sure doesn't. Why? Because it has been wiped from existence for the most part. Turns out I found a copy of the file I had archived years ago. Be a real shame if people save and shared this widely.
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I remember when Trump was kicked off nearly every major social media platform in America. Now a few media outlets lose access to the White House and suddenly everybody’s screaming about how unfair it is. Come on, man. They were perfectly fine with shutting Trump out when the shoe was on the other foot. Spare me the outrage now.
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Gnu retweeted
Stealing an election was a gamble. A serious and dangerous one. The globalists put all their money on the distraction of the plandemic, the brainwashed left and a strategically placed and weaponized judiciary to hold the election 'legitimacy line', no matter what evidence of fraud came to light. There was NEVER A QUESTION that they would HAVE TO STEAL for Biden to 'win.' They always knew this. They cheated in not just one big way, and not only in swing states. That would have been too obvious. They cheated in all ways possible, both before the election, throughout election day, and later while 'counting votes.' But because all pre-election polls were intentionally manipulated, they had no way to predict how many legal votes for Trump there would be. This was their greatest flaw. ************************************************************** Fast-forward to election night... T Things were immediately crazy. Trump was doing well all over the map. Even in states considered 'Trump proof' Trump was approaching record-breaking territory. The cheaters should have paid more attention to the pre-election Trump support in California. But they were too busy planning the steal to worry about ACTUAL Trump support. The LEGAL ballots were irrelevant, UNTIL NOW. Then, right before our eyes, the linchpin: Fox News called AZ for Biden almost immediately, even with a large Trump lead. It was the APB to all involved in the steal. Immediately, they shut down counting in states that needed time to usher in fake, no crease 'mail-in Biden-ballots' and make adjustments to the Dominion counts. Remember the 'water main emergency' in GA that somehow lined up with the shut down of counting in multiple states and later, wasn't a water main emergency? What? Come on, now... People went to bed with Trump leading and woke up to a record-breaking victory for the guy who hid in his basement. Those of us who watched the chaos throughout the night will never forget what we saw. Trump LOST tens of thousands of votes, not just one time but several times and on live tv. They asked us to believe that Joe Biden had 81 million legal votes. That was asking a lot of anyone who made it through 8th grade math. The election results were a sloppy mess, and the election crimes were random, like panic-driven carelessness often is. The randomness saved the globalists from immediate exposure. There were statistical impossibilities and more votes than voters in certain key battleground states. It was chaotic. A record-breaking number of the dead somehow made it to the polls. Then, the fallout began, first as a trickle, then a flood. Over 2000 affidavits were filed by election workers (both parties-under penalty of perjury) who saw irregular activity. Videos surfaced of ballots by the thousands being dropped off at dark docks late in the night at several locations where we'd been told counting had stopped and workers went home. Who let these ballot-droppers in with their 'special delivery'? Then there was the impossible, non-partisan math. There is no doubt that the election was stolen. Sadly, a disturbing percentage of US citizens are ok with that as long as Trump is not President. These unhinged-people (and a weaponized justice system) are the reason the globalists were able to seal the steal, and install a US President, voters be damned! Take a look around. The entire world has suffered the consequence of the steal. There is NO SUCH THING as a FREE country without FAIR elections.
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HMMMM… Very interesting how that works 🤔
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🚨MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN IS FACING CALLS TO RESIGN FROM INSIDE HER OWN PARTY AFTER HER USE OF THE AUTOPEN WAS CONFIRMED BY DOOR LOGS FROM THE WEST WING! Follow: t.me/+w2RPvwHALKlhNmE0 Warren entered the room on 116 separate occasions, corresponding to times noted on the signing of 112 documents, pardons, and executive orders. With the evidence mounting, lawmakers in her state and across the Hill are growing increasingly concerned. If Warren goes down, the entire autopen scandal blows up, and there goes the midterms. Share this everywhere so the autopen scandal blows up the midterms! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.
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After AOC laughed at the 9/11 memorial, she will never be President. She’s done. ✅
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2028 Presidential Winner odds: 🟥 JD Vance: 23% 🟦 Jon Ossoff: 12% 🟥 Marco Rubio: 12% 🟦 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: 9% 🟦 Gavin Newsom: 8% (All others under 5%)
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Meghan Markle’s “Hidden Past Exposed” I added the 3 Parts in sequence which is quite well done
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I support a mosque being built anywhere in the US. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. To promote tolerance, I would also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot. Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and across the street, an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs. We could also have a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret and a liquor store called Mohammered. All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us. Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. 😎 I did my part 😉or we can just send them back to where ever they came from.....
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