There is still plunder to be found on this dim and dying Earth...

It occurred to me how effortless it would be to sneak the Inland Empire scary face into my upcoming video. Youtube audiences love this stuff, as evidenced by TADC.

The digital morph into shocked Morgan Freeman, that holds for like 1 frame too long always gets me.

If I was Darkseid, I’d make the omega beams travel in a straight line.

Still riding the high that someone recognized me in the Northernlion comments section.

I would inject unregulated chinese peptides directly into my taint if they could restore my adolescent hairline.

I always thought the quail from My Dinner with Andre looked like weird crunchy bugs or something.

I feel like we've all memory holed the universal event of having all of your teeth fall out in childhood.

Excellent detail that Two-Face's coin is a 1922 peace dollar. Most common year.

Imagine if Two-Face's other half got scarred too, and he became "THE Face". Kind of a Dick Tracy feel to it.

In a wold without Rs, Gary Oldman becomes Gay Oldman. Has anyone else noticed this?

Who remembers when Hulk only transformed from the neck down, and wore a mask, thus preserving his intellect?

Don't worry because my much more exciting Batman story is coming out next month.

It should have been obvious that he didn’t shoot himself, due to a lack of powder burns and gunshot residue. Unless they thought he levitated the gun and shot himself at distance.

I’ve been trying to make a joke about Avery Brooks in “A Man Called Hawk Tuah” for years, but no one knows the obscure 80’s spinoff TV show so I’m out of luck

Wait in 2022 I actually did this and got covid for real.

Finally cracked the code for my public domain Batman story: Gay Batman, closeted Bruce. No one has ever dared to tell a sincere, raw, gay Batman story.

People rag on Nolan for being overly obsessed with Batman's supply chains, but isn't that one of the most interesting things about the character?

I keep imagining Green Lantern shooting a single, puny 9mm round out from his ring. Probably the most energy-efficient thing you could create, and it would still get you out of a lot of situations.

Everything was so simple back then.