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A chaotic riddle wrapped inside a neurotic enigma

Manchester, England
Joined February 2010
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Forgot to show y’all my new T-shirt
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So funny when someone’s trying to catfish you and they’ll send pics of cut and uncut dicks as if people ain’t gonna notice 😭
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Oh I know right wingers are FUMING all the charity money is going to refugees #celebritytraitors
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OOF right under that double decker 😭 poor Maya #CelebrityTraitors
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Unpopular opinion but I think slutty Halloween costumes are just dead lazy unless they’re camp
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Sorry what the fuck was that @ryanmurphyprod didn’t expect much and still AHS13 managed to be an absolutely diabolical shitshow, embarrassing to watch
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I think the big gaggy twist at the end of this episode is gonna be James crumbling and saying he’s a traitor at the table #CelebrityTraitors
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I think the big gaggy twist at the end of this episode is gonna be James crumbling and saying he’s a traitor at the table #CelebrityTraitors
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KY arguing with the judges 💀💀💀 GIRL shut your fucking mouth and stop taking it so personally #dragraceuk
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The ePITome of exhaustion tbh
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The A in LGBTIA stands for autistic btw
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The look on Philip’s face when he goes over twinks is going to be amazing, inject it into my veins already!!! #bbuk
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Today’s completely unnecessary discovery: identical twins have identical dicks 🤓
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Such weird moves ignoring someone you’ve slept with on multiple occasions when you see them out shopping 😭 😭 gays learn how to communicate challenge
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“This pic doesn’t do my dick justice” Take a better one then??
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You know when people say “if you go back in time and kill a bug it can have huge repercussions” that is what happened and how we’ve ended up here, there’s no alternative explanation
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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Can we start banning accounts that post AI slop for engagement; it’s exhausting
Peter Claffey on the set of HBO's 'GAME OF THRONES: 'A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS' as Ser Duncan the Tall (Dunk).
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Me waiting for the hot couple to invite me over after flirting with both of them separately
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With the Traitors making up three of the nine remaining contestants, […] you really have to start wondering whether or not the Faithful have any chance of winning. Have people not watched the show before? That’s LITERALLY how it is every season 😭
Celebrity Traitors producers ruined series by 'meddling' in game with double-vote dagger ladbible.com/entertainment/t…
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Discount when you buy 2 or more btw 👀 19 inches of dick in some of these videos 👀 unlockt.me/9inchotter
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