@goobercock

Ball Knower | KSig 17’ | 3x Rush Chair | Atlanta Strip Club Enthusiast | Huskers, Falcons, & Braves Psychopath | Big Boy J*b Haver | Reportedly A Good Dude

 ‘Alannah’, GA
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Joined February 2025
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#BetterThanYou #ToldYall
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Columbia SC, I am inside and on top of you. #ramblinman
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“How he move in a room full of no’s, how he stay faithful in a room full of hoes?” “Treasure, what’s your pleasure? Life is a, uh, depending on how you dress her” #YePosting
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Xander@jack_kingoff138h
You are 26 and a waitress at buffalo Wild wings I am not buying you flowers
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Perks of travelling for work. (I’m gonna have four of these then find somewhere to eat on the company’s dime) #UpwardMobility
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Mornings like this I wish I had an extra phone to screenshot some insane dirty talk from my ex wife on Snapchat. #SheNeedsMe
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NINE-UP@NINEUP5Oct 21
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” These
majinkid@majinkid2099Oct 20
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
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I,Hypocrite
@lporiginalg20h
"Ever notice how men who beat women always got women to beat?"
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Tyler Oliveira
@tyleraloeveraOct 20
Inside California's Deadly Chinese Weed Farms
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In the trenches of North Charleston for dinner. Nice local IPA, and some food on tap. #Resilience
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laura@fancythisOct 19
so. this was mailed to my house today. addressed to my children. my favorite bit is the part where they guide them on how to become emancipated.
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Gabe Guidarini
@GabeGuidariniOct 19
Plumber Seizes the Moment as Toilet Overflows
Timothy HJ Nerozzi
@TimothyNerozziOct 19
conservatives pounce
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Flesh Simulator
@fleshsimulatorOct 19
Really the only thing they got wrong was assuming they would be cold and tired
Andrew@dumbidot1Oct 19
A little on the nose
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Callahan 🌲🏴@CallahanianartOct 18
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MAMMAAAAAAA!!!! DOOUUUUUUUU!!!! DIDN’T MEAAAAAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYY
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Indistinguishable
SF Post
@Schizopost69Oct 18
The Paris Zoo is missing about 100 chimps from its enclosure. Police are on the lookout for the missing chimps but are expressing great difficulty in finding them due to the “Nature of the current riots in Paris.” Follow: @Schizopost69
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bango.@onenonlybuckyOct 18
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Why women get Ls
@ywomendeservlesOct 18
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Tweeting this in advance
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@falconshatemeOct 18
MIKES HUGHES WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA
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Cold weather, colder beers. #Amen #IDoBelieve
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Surely the Atlanta Falcons won’t ruin my weekend further than the Dawgs and Huskers already have
Ryan “Gatortails” Kerrigan@dadondesmondOct 18
Surely the Washington Commanders won’t ruin my weekend
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