/गूपिय्म/, /guːpiəm/ adjective. Exhibiting characteristics of slime, (made) of slime, related to slime. Dilletantism Maxxing.
Dilli, India
Joined May 2021
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things that i like:
Polit n phil: All the marxish things + bit of Kant;
Music: Charli XCX, death grips and other cutesy hyperpop;
Lit: TS Eliot, Malazan, 19th ct. Euro Gothic, lit about Delhi, pomo magical realist meta-lit, literature about literature;
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Driving at night? Here’s 500,000 lumens of LED RAPE straight to your eyeballs
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Getting parts made in China is so cheap and fast I’ve started redesigning everyday objects to be custom made.
Latest is a teapot 5-axis machined from billet stock (with corresponding teacup)
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”Billions must die” - a normal, well adjusted person.
”134 people must die” - a deeply suspicious person.
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It’s not a standard industry with a monopolistic position and ballooning profits where price control regulation becomes important for consumer protection. There is little (no) evidence that exorbitant profits are being extracted from rich Indians who fly everywhere.
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One part that’s missing from the discourse is that domestic airlines in India don’t really make money. The most successful airline in the last 12 years has made less than Rs 100 per passenger (around Rs 250-300 if you exclude Covid years).
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ACTUAL developmentalism 👇👇 #jaihindnigga
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There's a post about this somewhere that I can't find but it looks roughly like this
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i've yet to meet a woman who wasn't already part of this vendetta
You like that your girlfriend wants to have sex with you? Now imagine you hate your bitch wife, what about now? Checkmate.
V funny 8/10
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the downfall of bollywood lowkey started when d*sney acquired utv motion pictures and then closed it down in 2017. utv was responsible for so many films that we fondly look back upon now - wake up sid, khosla ka ghosla, a wednesday, oye lucky lucky oye, etc.
I know I'm not built for politics at any level because this type of thing just baffles and disgusts me.
If magically reincarnated Lenin were to like my posts on x. Com I'd tell him to get better things to do.
Breaking News: Comrade Neha Bora @neha_aisa just liked my tweet. It means a lot for me. I hope one day she follows me back too🥹.
C.C— @hdrahularmy
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per comments, apparently men have the kind of sexual desire they think women have (ie, 100% reactive, exclusively turned on by someone wanting you) and women have the kind of sexual desire they think men have (ie, 100% active, exclusively turned on by people that are really hot)
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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１Kのアパート(6畳)に住んでるんだけど。2リットルのペットボトル100本に水道水を満たしたものを部屋のあちこちに配置すれば、部屋全体の熱容量が大きくなり、昼と夜の室温差をダンピングによって軽減できるよね？
っていう実験です。
Straight up addicted to the trumpets in the background of this track:
open.spotify.com/track/1muR6…
