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Wade Boggs Carpet World

Kansas City, MO
Joined May 2010
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Have we considered that this is just a psyop by the AES campaign to make every prominent Democrat publicly endorse him 2 days before the election
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I don’t feel bad saying Haley Steven’s looks like Uncle Fester. She does.
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…are we sure we’re ready for our first gay president…?
Vice President JD Vance is dressed as Dumbledore — the headmaster of Hogwarts in the Harry Potter series — for Halloween.
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Will never top Martha Stewart in Prison for my 5th grade Halloween costume
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Do you think Liberty Insurance has multiple marketing teams to handle that cinematic universe cause I KNOW Limu Emu does not live in the same world as Liberty Biberty
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Once a month I get a token to reply all to a BCC email but the caveat is I do not know who else was BCCd and therefore won’t know who is seeing my email. It’s the high risk high reward kind of situation missing from the modern office workplace.
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The fact that Jane Krakowski never won any awards for playing Jenna Maroney is a scandal
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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You just never expect things to go wrong in, of all places, a Russian Plague Lab.
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I can’t believe we’re having the “30 rock is the greatest show of all time” discourse again and I haven’t seen this one yet
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The best TV show of the 21st century is 30 Rock. Prestige is fake. Tina Fey should be carved into a mountain. We can debate her flaws the way we debate Abraham Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus.
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Okay I’m on the Abdul train now
Reporter: The elephant in the room tonight, or lack thereof— El-Sayed: No, the elephant was not in the room. The elephant decided that they did not want to be in the room. The elephant cowarded out. Although the elephants were all in the room in Dallas. It’s wild to me that this guy is more interested in going to speak for, what, six minutes and 48 seconds in Dallas than he is to have 60 minutes with Michiganders here in Detroit. But it tells you who he is. He’s a coward. So if I were him, I wouldn’t debate me either. Reporter: So did you buy his excuse for not wanting to be here? El-Sayed: What was his excuse? He’s in Florida?
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Annie - Hannah Einbinder Miss Hannigan - Jean Smart Rooster - Paul Downs Lily - Meg Stalter Warbucks - also Jean Smart Grace - Kaitlin Olson Mr. Bundles - Robby Hoffman
A revival of ‘Annie’ is coming to Broadway in Fall of 2027, celebrating the show’s 50th anniversary. (variety.com/2026/legit/news/…)
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My dad, who is addicted to his phone but exclusively scrolls Facebook and Apple News: “I have never followed a single human being. I don’t even know what it means.”
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We’ve found the next Mary @ohmaryplay
A woman named "Chanty Beluga" introduces herself at a pool party
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They made this show just for me
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AOC on a movie that made her cry PabloReports: When’s the last time a piece of art—film, music, whatever—made you cry? AOC: Okay, let me go with the worst time one made me cry. I was on an airplane watching… what is that movie? The one about aliens with a linguist? Arrival. With Amy Adams. I was on a plane. I was literally going to a rally or something like that. This was a while ago. And I was watching Arrival on the plane. I had no idea that it was that emotional. And I don’t even cry like that at movies. On the plane, sobbing, dude. I had to put sunglasses on. Then the movie ends as the plane is landing. They go, “Bing bong,” whatever—seatbelt sign, you can unplug it. So everyone’s standing up, and I’m like… I put the sunglasses on. It was so embarrassing. But really good. Really, really good. Arrival.
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Imagine Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman having to do this to promote the release of Casablanca
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the way i need a spin off show with these three. broad city style, trying to succeed as an agency without deborah
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