failson/multi-hyphenate (depends on day) • they • proud dad @fifthwheelpress

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Joined August 2011
this may still get buried even tho i'm using code words but as mainstream social media continues to disintegrate, this is your reminder that the best way to stay updated on my practice is by navigating to my full name dot sub stack dot com and hitting that sweet subscribe button
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that FUCKING statue cc: @electricpinkmag
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the most annoying man in baltimore sat down next to me at the bar today during brunch and i must say, that is a hotly contested title, so good for him i guess
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i am simply nothing unless i can go to a bar during weekend brunch and bother one of my friends
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help: i waited too long to go to bed and now my neighbor is blasting music
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one of my fave bartenders at the bar said i was "breasting boobily" today so i will be riding that for the rest of the weekend
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not beating the allegations today either i fear
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wonderful nothing (époque des quatre travails) retweeted
ok. we're on. come join @ironhandslil and me at burialpalooza in bushwick new york. november 21st, pine box rock shop, 8:45PM until late. if they kick us out, we'll keep going on the street or wherever else will take us.
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managed to work this little ditty into a poem that is coming out in the next 6 months and hooooooooo boy
forest interlude from donkey kong country 2: diddy kong's quest will always relax the muscles in my shoulders i fear
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[insert name here] but they're talking about me
How the fuck did Olgierd get a goth baddie and fumble that badly
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wonderful nothing (époque des quatre travails) retweeted
genuinely olgierd von everec you’re going to hell
How the fuck did Olgierd get a goth baddie and fumble that badly
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i haven't written a poem in 23 days and i can feel it bubbling
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late night baltimoreans, this one is for you
"imagining the ugly statue in front of penn station as a masc and a femme scissoring souls instead" electric-pink.org/poetry/que… @gr8earlofhell
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i am too much of a "sit at the bar in silence" type of alcoholic, you will never get my ass to go dancing bc i just want to stare at linoleum and brood
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no but seriously my return to [REDACTED] as one of my main sources of employment should be studied because what do you mean this restaurant was the host site of like half my early 20s trauma and i feel N O T H I N G like babygirl we were just getting started??????
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if you need to know how i function as an adult with 4 jobs, please know that any time there is a show at metro and people are coming into the restaurant beforehand, i have to check my own events calendar to see who is playing
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this poem, which is very important to me, is about precisely what it sounds like
"imagining the ugly statue in front of penn station as a masc and a femme scissoring souls instead" electric-pink.org/poetry/que… @gr8earlofhell
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me, sarcastically, looking at who the center of the lit drama is today: well color me surprised
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if that man has zero haters, i have died
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happy sushi wednesday to all who celebrate
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wonderful nothing (époque des quatre travails) retweeted
Commanders clock management son or eagles medical staff daughter
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