how i feel whenever i remember that we haven't seen meryl & marty together on a date for MONTHS
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I almost forgot how fucking weird November is there’s no afternoon just pitch black after 3pm
forever choosing to believe that meryl & marty were holding hands under the table at the golden globes...
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Dame Judi Dench casually reminded everyone why she's a Shakespeare legend! 👏🔥
After Graham Norton challenged her to perform Shakespeare, she delivered Sonnet 29 entirely from memory, leaving the entire studio speechless.
Arnold Schwarzenegger then joked that the sonnet contained more dialogue than all his movies combined! 😂
Even Arnold had a Shakespeare moment in Last Action Hero.
Pure class and comedy in one moment! 🎭
elizabeth retweeted
Although I 'm not a huge fan of cameras everywhere, I do think broadcasting sentencing is a really useful way to educate the public as to how sentences are reached.
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"Whatever women wear, wherever they go, whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no and demand justice in the criminal courts when sexual predators act without their consent"
Mr Justice Bennathan, while sentencing Russell Brand to a decade in prison for rape and sexual assault.
Amen.
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if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
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Since Kate and Hal aren't having kids, I reckon they should adopt a dog and call him Callum 😂
#TheDiplomat
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Greggs is actually awful and incredibly bland but everyone just pretends it’s great because it’s quintessentially English.
It isn’t great. It’s pretty rubbish. Dogfood wrapped in stale pastry.































