I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches. (I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)

This is almost certainly true

Should probably go back to being strictly fair weather, anytime I watch an Eagles game beginning to end they lose HORRIBLY, good lord.

Worth tracking down on DVD just for the drunk commentary track, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life.

Hell yeah, low fat plain yogurt with mixed berries, it’s just like ice cream if ice cream tasted like complete ass.

When I was 7 this was the height of comedy.

I normally agree completely… but I dunno man, this one kinda rocks

Added raw jalapeños and Xtra Hot Sriracha to my stir fry tonight because I thought my notorious pussy bird mouth has been getting off too easy lately, Happy Monday.

Him em with the ol humina humina humina