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Climate scientist - Harvard Graduate '04.

Canada
Joined July 2011
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ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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With heavy hearts, we say goodbye to beloved sloth Hurricane, who has passed away at 29. ❤️ Known for her curious nature and special bond with her care team, Hurricane brought joy to countless visitors and leaves behind lasting memories. She will be deeply missed.
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had to end K9’s OPOY season in seattle on primetime 💔💔💔
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How long until the BC Cons pull this line out so that they have an excuse to cut and to sell off assets: “The numbers were even worse than we thought. We’re going to have to tighten our belts and make difficult choices.”
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Putting here right now- the bc conservatives privatizing ICBC will make car insurance three times the price.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Michelle Rempel Garner: "I would wager a fairly large bet that Mark Carney is being primarily informed on setting immigration levels by corporate lobbyists who are incentivized to maximize shareholder profits"
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Today we remember Cpl Nathan Cirrilo killed by a religious extremist while doing sentry duty at the tomb of the unknown soldier. The same terrorist who then attack parliament hill. Extremism and hatred have no place in Canada. We will remember.
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Remembering CAF Corporal Nathan Cirillo, who was shot and killed while standing sentry at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa 12 years ago today. 🇨🇦 #BravoZulu
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“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be full of energy, they will be warm and fed, they will destroy your beautiful oak door because they hate you”
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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The reason Mark Carney wants to let another 300K immigrants into Canada despite high unemployment is to protect house prices from collapsing. This is all about protecting the wealth of his voting base.
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You can now play NHL'94 vs. a friend on your computer through your browser online. Sega or SNES (it's still in the beta testing stage) --> kingof94.web.app/testing/ I encourage you to join the NHL'94 community on Discord. Lots of helpful people. discord.gg/gn7MWSUpNT ENJOY!!!
Something I get asked about a lot. An easy way to play nhl94 online. It’s coming. Played via web browser. It’s in testing mode but I’ve played about a half dozen games in the last couple days. Connection was pretty much seamless and extremely easy to get set up. Stay tuned
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Don’t let Igor Shesterkin’s injury distract you from the fact he has more goals than Brady Tkachuk this season
Really bad news: Igor Shesterkin is out for the year
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Kills me every time
Ben Affleck's DVD Commentary on Armageddon might be his best work ever
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Elias Pettersson in a 7-2 losing effort tonight: • 2 assists • +2 plus/minus • 2 hits • 70.8% xGF% at 5v5 • up to 8 points in his first 5 games this season This is insane he's actually back.
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