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writer new Naked Gun, ChipnDale Rescue Rangers movie, Crazy ExGirlfriend, How I Met Your Mother, Director of Most Likely To Murder https://teapawt.org/t.co/tCTR3Ho4P0…

Butthole, CA
Joined March 2007
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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Just saw a clip of Naked Gun on Instagram where Neeson thinks he sees the silhouette of a curvy lady through the window of his office door and then it's just like a coat rack covered in stuff. This movie is gonna be good lol
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Was looking through RFK Jr and Cheryl Hines’ wedding photos and found this
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If you whiny little film bitches don’t go to your local movie theater, purchase a ticket to #NoHardFeelings and sit your little butts down in some little seats, I never want to hear a word about why aren’t there more big and/or mid-budget and/or raunchy comedies again, CAPICHE???
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unbeknownst to me earlier in the race someone had died of a heart attack… so to my luck, i was running at a pace that allowed journalists to make it down to the finish line to put me on the cover of the sports section about dying during a race.
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I think it's important to point out that because of this tweet the algorithm is now CONVINCED i am VERY INTERESTED in whatever this dog dick product is, and I get served ads for it almost every day now. I'm sure this very subtweet will make my life consistently worse.
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