Greg Burke

Dave Bautista threatening to quit Guardians of the Galaxy because of the way Disney treated James Gunn is RIDICULOUS. This guy spent 15 years working for Vince McMahon after McMahon had his own daughter kidnapped and crucified by The Undertaker. Hypocrite!

Really wish this sketch wasn't still relevant but it is. #Mets

Me, when I heard Willem Dafoe's laugh and saw the pumpkin bomb.

Every tiktok dance and lip synch video is basically 'POV of a baby that this person is desperately trying to stop crying'.

They can’t all be dingers. #baseball

A reminder to what playoff basketball used to be in the NBA. Alonzo Mourning elbows Scottie Pippen, a huge knot forms within seconds on Pip's forehead and it's a play on foul. #jokic #suns #nuggets

#TBT to when I was in a biker gang with @ b_buff4 and @RachelMiner1 #leaderofthepack #guidinglight

Update on my quarantine hair. I believe they call this the ‘Tim Burton presents Helena Bonham Carter.’

This blurry photo is the only surviving evidence of my favorite moment on the #UCBSunset stage. I played Bruce Springsteen singing his greatest hits - if his greatest hits had been written when the Transformers invaded Earth. Sketch written by @DCpierson.Photo by @racheldoesstuff

I was just told that my quarantine hair has reached “mid-90s Teen Beat wannabe” status. And I want to thank you all for coming on this journey with me 🙏

Prime Montana, Favre, Young, Elway and Marino with these rules...

Back by not-really-that-popular demand, it’s social distance long tossing with @EddieAlfano. This time in the shadows of the Burbank power lines. #baseball

Kawhi Leonard only hit one shot in the 4th quarter of Game 7 tonight. And it was for the Nuggets.

"Don't try to understand it. Just feel it." It worked for Inception. It worked for 75% of Interstellar. It did not work for Tenet.

Very cool tribute. But does this mean that when Wade Boggs dies all of the Red Sox players are going to have to eat a bucket of chicken on the foul line?

Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten a dog during the Covid shutdown? Yes. This is my brother and his family’s new pup, Charlie. He’s not mine... yet 🤫

Just shaved off the quarantine beard that most of you didn’t even know I had. I’m sorry you didn’t get a chance to see it. But trust me, it was for the best.

"I wanted to win that pennant worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life." - Pop Fisher #ripWilfordBrimley

If this is their idea of film analysis, I gotta be here for New Year's!