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*Almost choking to death on the biggest piece of gum youve ever seen* Appllghphhhh. Plllllohppphpb phohlhllmm mmlgpllgllplpppp
Coffee. Black. No sugar or cream. Damn. this sucks ass. Add sugar and cream. Wow this still sucks ass. new cup. Choccy milk. Damn. That tastes wonderful. a creamy delight.
Some people have a "Backup" person if they break up with their partner. I have a perfect clone in a vat in my basement that i update weekly with a copy of my girlfriends consciousness. I know its not technically her but if anything happens i can at least pretend.
This guy was eating his dinner when the CIA came and stuck metal bars through his arms and twisted them until they broke off
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Notice how he did it after she took her shoe off #reletablecharacter
Posting vent art because my girlfriend made me Steak and Potatoes that was only an 8.5/10 instead of her usual 9

















