Katsuki Bakugo

He’s been digging in this greedy sows guts since the sports festival and he ain’t gonna stop just cause she’s dating that loser Deku now

Mt. Lady knew the importance of building up connections, so it’s not a surprise that she did whatever it took to get close to the future number 1 Hero!

He’s been told to start an only fans but he’s got no idea what he should even post Is this something these extras would pay for?

“ here yall needy bitches go, since yall wanna keep teasing me in them slutty hero costume “

Katsuki and who tonight?

Fucking some losers wife while he’s busy at work is one of his favorite pastimes Especially if the bitch keeps telling him that it’s the last time it’ll happen, just to dm him again a couple of days later

Internships became a lot more interesting after he realized how desperate to get dicked down all these female pro heroes are After the first time he pounded them through a mattress they stopped caring about him being a UA student

The prettiest face in UA looks best with his dick in her mouth

Shitty hair got mad at Bakugo when he called Mina a slut, since he couldn’t imagine Mina being that type of person Honestly Bakugo was doing shitty hair a favor by sending him this. He let him know that he shouldn’t waste too much time in this hoe

With how thin the walls are in the dorm it’s practically impossible to hide the fact that he’s pounding some bitch through a mattress So he figured there’s no point in even trying and he might as well just let everyone hear it

Who’s gonna come help him get a nut off after another day surrounded by those slutty ass hero costumes his classmates wear

“ This couldn’t wait until after patrol? “

All these extras in the gym keep staring at him and he’s got no idea why

These two hero hoes kept fighting over who the sexier and more popular hero is Bakugo got so fed up with their constant bickering that he made them agree to a completion. Whoever does a better job helping him destress after patrol wins

Every time they’ve got guests over the old hag has to get into this stupid competition with him They never actually finish it since at some points he gets too mad to continue and just decided to show her why he’s the Man of the house and rearranges her guts in another room.

“ If I see you dming one of my classmates again I’m gonna kill you, you old hag! “

He was surprised when Miruko sent him an internship offer, since she was known for insisting on always working alone Once he got to her agency and found her like this though, he realized exactly why she was so adamant about getting him

How he’ll pain [READER’s] face white before kicking her out of his dorm room

“ You fucking get it now? Your bitch isn’t coming home tonight cause I’m not letting her go until she’s drained these fucking balls! “