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Army Veteran πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Grumpy-Assed Coffee β˜•οΈ Addict! FAFO Certified 🚫 NO DM 🚫 Married Grump. I LOVE my Country and I cuss a lot! #MAGA #Hooah

Tourist Trap, Tennessee
Joined May 2017
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Good morning fuckers. It's Thursday, I'm still grumpy as hell, and I'm trying to smile my way through the upcoming shitshow that my beloved Country is about to endure. If ya don't mind, give ol Grumpy a good morning shout. Hooah!
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Good morning fuckers! Today I proudly thank my Brothers and Sisters! All of you signed a blank check when you swore that Oath, and I promise Uncle Sam cashed it, in one form or another. I'm proud of all of you. Thank you Veterans for your Service and Sacrifice! Fucking HOOAH!
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Alright fuckers. I know that I'm Army, but I'm gonna give a shout out to all you fucking Marines out there for the big 251st Birthday of the Marine Corps! Thank you for your tireless service to this country. Now, go get the good crayons today. The Crayolas, you earned it! Hooah!
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The Grumpy Veteran πŸͺ–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²β˜•οΈ retweeted
CNN’s Dana Bash: β€œPresident Trump said, β€˜I am ordering the Department of Justice to look into this criminal act.’ Are you going to follow that order and investigate Democratic members of Congress? And what is the criminal act you think he's referring to?” Attorney General Todd Blanche: β€œWell, what we've seen over the past several days and even over the past several weeks are outright threats, many, many by elected members of Congress and some senators against anybody that's conservative and anybody that happens to be a Republican. They've threatened donors, they've threatened individuals who are in college and might want to work for conservative institutions or for a conservative government or for President Trump, and that is extremely troubling, and it should be troubling to everybody in this country. And over the last several days we've seen the rhetoric even rise up to the point where they're already, before they're even in power, they're already talking about investigations and impeachments with no basis, no facts, just out there running around. That should be something that President Trump is very concerned about, and certainly I am as well.” Dana Bash: β€œWell, they are talking about investigation as part of their oversight role that is prescribed by the Constitution, which you know is very well laid out. Is that what you're concerned about?” Todd Blanche: β€œWait, wait, wait. No, no, no. They have a very unique role in oversight. I agree. Have you been listening to the rhetoric the last couple of days? You honestly think that all they're doing is talking about their oversight obligations when they're talking about going after basically every member of the cabinet, they're talking about impeachments, they're talking about going after companies, private companies who happen to have made investments in this country over the past couple of years? That is not oversight. I welcome oversight. Oversight is exactly something they should be doing.” Dana Bash: β€œWhat you just described, is there a crime there?” Todd Blanche: β€œYes, there could be. You have free speech in this country. You are allowed to be critical of President Trump, of me, of this administration. But when the threats become so vile and so dangerous that you are telling people in college that they better be careful if they want to work in the Trump administration because somebody will come after them, at some point, you have to draw the line.” β€œIn this country, if a young person in college is getting threatened by a United States Senator that, if they go to work for President Trump, they're going to be subjected to investigations and lawyers… They're not even in charge yet β€” saying β€˜Lawyer up’ to anybody in particular. So, if that doesn't bother you, if that doesn't bother your viewers, then we really need to kind of wake up in this country, because it certainly bothers me.” 
 Democrats FULLY INTEND to weaponize government against EVERY SINGLE conservative as they did during the Biden administration. Conservatives must STAND UP and FIGHT now more than ever.
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Just so you fuckers know, I'm not down in the dumps or anything like that. I got some personal shit to deal with and I'm probably gonna be pretty irritable for a while. I will continue to bring the same level of "kiss my ass" and "get off my lawn" that you've come to love! β˜•οΈ
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Hope you fuckers had a better day than me. Something tells me that my grumpy ass is probably about to get a whole lot grumpier. Y'all just bare with me for a while.
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Good morning fuckers! Get your coffee going and don't forget to load up with some Vitamin 2A, you know, in case the sniffles come around. Seems like I have struck a chord with a lot of great Patriots the past few days, and struck a nerve with some whiny asses too. This is the way
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Well, I hope you fuckers have some strong assed coffee this morning. The shitshow continues to back-build and we're gonna see an assplosion of stupidity coming from all directions. All my Veteran Brothers and Sisters out there, gear up! Hooah!
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Apparently, Grumpy seems to resonate with you fuckers. Good Grumpy Assed Morning to all of you.
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Good morning fuckers! Y'all made it to Friday, so get your coffee on and prepare for the weekend. The leaves are peak here in Tourist Trap, but them rains bout washed them out. Fridays are R.E.D. and Veteran's Day is next week, so give me a big Hooah (or variant) this morning!
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The Grumpy Veteran πŸͺ–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²β˜•οΈ retweeted
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It's all one big shit burger show. #kayfabe
Congress spent the last two years accomplishing a whole lot of nothing. Looks like the next two will be more of the same, just with different excuses. If we worked like Congress, we’d have been fired years ago.
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Hey, now that the shit-terms are over with, can all the Republicans who are on their way out the door kindly do the shit they were afraid to do because of their election bids? Illhan Omar investigation? @DOGE cuts? SAVE Act, etc? Sincerely, every pissed off Conservative alive!
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The official fucking meme of 2026. I'm a Republican, I'm a Trump supporter, I'm 2A and I firmly believe in MAGA, but too many people were/are trying to convince us that we're all doing just fine. We're not, and last night fucking proved it.
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Nothing can unite a society quite like a common enemy. That being said, I could have sworn that everybody agreed that Daylight Savings Time should have been abolished along with Income Tax, Property Taxes, and well... taxes altogether. Make it go away...
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