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Steen Kjøng Kristensen

@gruset

Data geek with a flair for computing and challenging life. Hadoop, Big Data, BI, Analytics; You name the game, I play it!

 Aalborg, Denmark
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Joined March 2009
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The morning wood is your friend iflscience.com/what-s-up-wit…
Why Do Men Get Morning Wood?

Why Do Men Get Morning Wood?

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Proud to be the 4,777th 😎 on @BackerKit for Urban Belt: by Xpand Inc.. Thanks @xpandlaces xpand-belt.backerkit.com/com…
Proud to be the 4,777th 😎 on @BackerKit for Urban Belt: by Xpand Inc.. Thanks @xpandlaces

Proud to be the 4,777th 😎 on @BackerKit for Urban Belt: by Xpand Inc.. Thanks @xpandlaces

Check out Urban Belt: by Xpand Inc. on BackerKit!

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Anyone having success signing in to #Microsoft Partnersource? It seems broken to me
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#shithappens #COVID19dk
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Denmark closing down. Have to stay home with the kids for 14 days, which is more terrifying than the virus itself.
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Det er en god julefrokost når bartenderen gerne vil tænde for #zulucs
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Now, this is impressive. Don’t keep your voice assistant near any window during a neighbor war, or things might get ugly. wired.com/story/lasers-hack-…

Hackers Can Use Lasers to ‘Speak’ to Your Amazon Echo

By sending laser-powered “light commands” to a smart assistant, researchers could force it to unlock cars, open garage doors, and more.

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#whamageddon just had me :(
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Keep it simple :) borsen.dk/nyheder/avisen/art…
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Testing EaseUS, sharing gives me 2 GB extra to recover. Apparrently : easeus.com/datarecoverywizar…
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Business Intelligence i 1967 :)
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Det fede ved GDPR er da at jeg med nærmest 5 minutters mellemrum bliver mindet på alle de online tjenester hvor jeg har oprettet en profil gennem tiden. For søren der er travlt i indbakken i dag. #GDPR
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I går byggede jeg en snemand i mine forældres have. I dag grillede jeg i min egen. Forår i… instagram.com/p/Bg9S7nWgfrM/ – at Aalborg, Danmark
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Last year I backed the @Nomaticgear Backpack. Been carrying it around for a couple of months now and I love it!
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I'm using this Outlook-Google calendar sync tool - completely #free and feature loaded. #recommend bit.ly/ogcalsync via @ogcalsync
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Proud to be the 78th backer on @BackerKit for The NOMATIC Backpack and Trav... the-nomatic-backpack-and-tra…
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While picking up my baggage in @CPHAirports yesterday a potato suddenly appeared on the carousel #SQLNexus #wtf
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