@guardsmaxxing

This is my sports yapping account . 24/any pronouns / #CBJ #Guardsball / I Will Die For My Country Ohio

Joined April 2026
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K’d Smith
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no particular disrespect meant bc it’s not the first time some sports team has used the song in a celebratory context but it’s always kind of bugged me because Mr. Brightside is just not really a song for winners is it
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It’s a song about feeling sick and jealous over yk more literally getting cheated on and maybe figuratively just watching something you loved slip away but also like delusionally sticking with something that you kind of know is already over. Choking on alibis even
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How will it impact the upcoming Cleveland Guardians season if Kyle Manzardo learns how to use the Rasengan
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_20h
Rays need a TD here
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Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 26
Obviously not over till it’s over but I feel like the rays are one of those franchises that kind of struggle to be taken seriously in the first place and if they get completely packed up by the brewers it’s gonna be impossible to get away from the fake team accusations 😭
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
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Cam Booser
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
KutterIsKing
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Yankee fans talking shit rn
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanks20h
never fails
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
dianna@runwildkian21h
Freddy Peralta long ass innings and giving up runs
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Pod On Lansdowne@PodOnLansdowne20h
Rays 5th inning summary
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Once you go over 4 runs in an inning it’s no longer about winning it’s about breaking the other team’s spirit
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casey at the bat@thebenchesclear21h
of course the europeans are suddenly convinced that hitting in baseball is easy it’s because they’re watching freddy peralta pitch
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Brewers rn
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Im lowkey feeling kind of grateful we were spared this embarrassment rn
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Oh, that’s gore. Thats gore of the Tampa Bay Rays
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They are actually just brutally fucking murdering them out there holy shit . This is fish abuse
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Cover your eyes sweetie
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I went to check the score and like involuntary went “oh my god” out loud
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When he hits the baseball he makes the rays lights flicker
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Guardskoto Yuki retweeted
Foolish Baseball@FoolishBB21h
Hate that FOX used AI to generate a sad stingray graphic. They should’ve done it the old fashioned way (making a real stingray miserable).
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Nobody is getting away with stealing SHIT tonight
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