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Dad, Starcraft 2 player, shit poster, and Veteran, my tweets represent only every person and organization that ever existed.

Joined August 2019
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If someone asks you how much a single baby's life is worth to the United States Air Force, tell them about the night an American fighter squadron scrambled a supersonic interceptor for a five-month-old boy. On December 23, 1986, five-month-old Andrew Baumann was dying of heart failure in California after his parents had already lost his baby sister to the same condition. Near midnight in Fargo, North Dakota, a donor heart finally became available, but the civilian medical jet broke down on the freezing tarmac with the four-hour survival window ticking away. Civilian doctors could not ride in a fighter jet without ejection-seat training and high-altitude pressure suits. Sixteen minutes after a desperate 2:00 a.m. phone call to the North Dakota Air National Guard, First Lieutenant Robert Becklund climbed up the ladder of a McDonnell Douglas F-4D Phantom II. He strapped a red-and-white plastic cooler holding the tiny heart directly into the back ejection seat. At 3:06 a.m. on Christmas Eve, Becklund blasted off alone into the dark winter sky and pushed his twin-engine fighter close to six hundred miles per hour across fifteen hundred miles. He touched down at Moffett Naval Air Station at 4:43 a.m. Even after seven and a half hours outside a body, that tiny heart beat strong inside Andrew's chest, and the boy grew up to graduate college and get married. A superpower is measured by how fast its deadliest machines fly to save its smallest citizen.
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41 million Canadians were not allowed to vote in US elections
Six million Arabs were not allowed to vote in today's elections
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BLG Xun paid respect to Cyanide by picking FNATIC Jarvan, following the announcement of his passing yesterday Cyanide earned this skin in 2011 after winning a world championship with FNATIC thank you Xun
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PALESTINIANS COULD’NT VOTE! 🇸🇩
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Dear Venezuela, You have no idea how deeply we can relate to your decades long suffering. You have no idea how similar we are.
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Oh know a communist has told me I have failed at life... what am I ever to do?
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Replying to @CanadianKobzar
No. Musk needs to be investigated. Whether that results in jail requires a trial. Nobody is above the law, but nobody is below their right to a fair trial.
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Lefties: “Elon Musk should be in prison!” Normies: “For what?” Lefties: “We’re not sure but we’ll find something! Vote for us and we’ll show you.” Normies: “You are insane.” Lefties: “Elon is a fascist. We’re anti-fascist. You must also be a fascist.”
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The Four Whorecruxes of the Simpocalypse 💀
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The fact that this account still hasn’t been banned is insane.
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Some gunmen went into a Church in Jordan and started slaughtering Christians! ✝️ I wonder what religion the gunmen were who ☪️arried out this attack? What do you all think it ☪️ould be?
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Replying to @Awk20000
@TheAKGuy kicked my sand castle down and said "hey nice castle loser" while @DonutOperator laughed at my face. #truestory
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Never forget
Happy Birthday to Elmo's friend @AbbyCadabbySST 🥳🥳🥳 Thank you for making every day so magical! ✨ Elmo loves you very much! ❤️
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In the past, this same deal has been accepted by Zelensky and rejected by Putin. This is not new, this is not some miracle "Art Of The Deal". It's a political stunt before midterms. People like Jack champion it and pretend we don't have a memory.
One day after the necons went crazy over Trump's deal, Putin is releasing prisoners and Zelensky is suddenly talking about ending the war These frothing spigots still don't get the Art of the Deal!
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I thought Trump said the execution wouldn't be televised.
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What this guy doesn't realize is without liberalism being in control of border policy the people in this photo wouldn't have the numbers to burn France down. So it doesn't matter if the looters and rioters identify as liberal
everyone in this photo would be deeply offended if you called them a liberal
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They stopped looting to pray to Allah. Islam is the most performative religion on Earth.
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CONFIRMED 🚨 They said "this has nothing to do with Muslims/immigrants," but they seem to have only targeted Jewish shops and left muslim shops alone. They had addresses and came prepared!
🚨🇫🇷 Holy sh*t... "They came prepared. They had the addresses of town halls. They had addresses of Jewish shop owners. In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Businesses run by Muslims weren’t." (French journalist Paul Amar) Writer: Michael
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“Student protest” they said
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