Software engineer, electronics enthusiast, maker, homebrewer, sci fi nut; geek.

Arvada, CO
Joined June 2008
Luke Guildner retweeted
Photos from the @space_station of Dragon and the Ax-1 astronauts approaching the orbiting laboratory before docking on Saturday, April 9
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Subtitles aren't just for deaf people. Lots of my hearing friends use them, too. If you're hearing and find yourself using subtitles on Netflix and TV and would quite like them at the cinema, please retweet to help normalise their presence! Big thanks #DeafAwarenessWeek
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Email triage strategy - Not important: mute - Important: answer immediately - VERY IMPORTANT: wait until I can answer in detail, oh no it's been a month and I still haven't answered, oh god it's been another month, maybe I can change my name and move to Alaska
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Luke Guildner retweeted
The machine disassembles you. You're bad but your cells are innocent; we can take those neurons and build a better mind
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First picture of SpaceX spacesuit. More in days to follow. Worth noting that this actually works… instagram.com/p/BYIPmEFAIIn/
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Here's what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It's an interesting compromise.
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Are GMOs really that bad? Leave it to Neil DeGrasse Tyson to figure it out xitter.cf/mashable/status/895335…
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Luke Guildner retweeted
If we called it technical drag rather than debt, maybe we'd focus more on the form, friction and turbulence in our systems.
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I suddenly understand that "parent advisory" thing.
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My daughter saw me reading some @elmlang code and produced this
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All the answers to questions you never asked about holes in the ground boringcompany.com/faq/
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What I love about The Boring Company are the low expectations. Nowhere to go but down.
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On the FBI site right now, powerful words on why American officials don't swear loyalty to a man, but to the Constitution:
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"Any code you put online will end up in someone's production. Clarify in your README which projects are jokes." @bradfitz
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Oh look it’s one of my old codebases – at Austin, TX
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I am not an object. I am a person. Full stop. Treating humans like we treat houses is not how this should work.
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Luke Guildner retweeted
OH: "Are you suggesting replacing an entire service with a postgres function?" "I think I've been suggesting that for a while."
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Microservice architecture visualized
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Tracking down a bug in production
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