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Ruh roh

@guteyging

Amateur Comedian, Professional Thinker

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2010
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Every room’s an escape room when you’re dumb.
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I’ve been on a Wednesday, I’ve been on a Thursday, I’ve been on a Friday and Saturday. @TheCorner_TO always gives a 10/10 amazing hilarious show. Bunch of killers!
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Nothing checks the male ego like figuring out a new laundry system in my building. 🤔
Having no a/c and sweating all the time is making me feel super fit. #summerbod #sweatingcouchpotato
Nothing makes you face the reality of a breakup like buying your own Netflix account.
I had a wonderful time at the #fyrefestival. Not sure what all the fuss is!
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You never have to go to a Halloween Party. Text your friend the next day and say "I can't believe you didn't know that was me!"
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#bigly
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Sweet preview of this week's showcase from @exclaimdotca with @sara_hennessey @sandrabatt & @GJpartyhugs #Toronto exclaim.ca/comedy/article/sa…
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Leftover pizza for breakfast, football all day and the comedy stylings of @KTrevorWilson tonight. #sundayfunday #JFL42
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Can't wait for Michelle Obama to run for Prez against the Punisher from Uh Oh! in eight years
Image from JWB (@JamesWatsonBunk)
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So easy going that I'm actually hard to get along with. #upforanything
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A comical caution from @YRP that even the best #Frosh2016 pranks can have consequences #PartyWithCaution
Image from York Regional Police (@YRP)
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Seeing sum1 from h/s whose married with a kid while I'm handing out flyers at the mall... Still feel bad for them. #peterpan
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Favourite song from @FrankOcean 's album #blond is changing every time I listen to it. #ivy #solo #nikes #whiteferrari
Here's Josh Donaldson post-game on dust-up with Manager John Gibbons, and his new Tom Ford cologne #bluejays
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The fact I can contort my body in the mirror pre shower to look good enough not to cry in the shower = summer body.
Are you actually a vegan or do you just have no money?
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Interacting with guys who work in car garages really gives my manliness a good ego check. #iknownothingjonsnow
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