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@gutterpriestess

my pseudo-mind pseudo-wandered

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Joined December 2018
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Ok stu
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j@crushyuzuNov 7
everyone keeps asking "where's my canadian" but no one's asking "how's my canadian"
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CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER
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does he think bouncing when he talks makes him funnier
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@NebsGoodTakesNov 6
Free Guy (2021)
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Crilly@m_acrylicNov 6
Big fan of these photos from the Snoopy In Fashion book
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load barring tiktok comment for me.
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kit⁹ ❄️ (@mochaenglvr) profile picturekit⁹ ❄️@mochaenglvrNov 6
this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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how it feels to be me sober in any social setting
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If we are together and you fall asleep during a movie I will kill you.
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wait this is really fucking cool
۟ (@dvveet) profile picture۟@dvveetNov 5
Full, but censored, trailer for Dead by Daylight x Terrifier | November 24th
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wtf is Superman about
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Before the trial, Depp was unemployable, because he was known to be completely unprofessional, violent, and impossible to work with. The only reason why he’s getting jobs again is because he became popular after using the courts to abuse Heard on a public scale. Very depressing.
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meadow soprano
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*trying to flirt* I uhhhhh really love the skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride’s bouquet
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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eliza@dykegeniusNov 4
How it feels
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i genuinely hate everything about this
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@DiscussingFilmNov 3
Johnny Depp made a surprise appearance in-character as Ebenezer Scrooge in NYC.
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Nicki leaving this election with no Citizenship, no pardon for her husband or brother, no album, no stylist, and getting home to papa bear clanking spoons:
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elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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I believe Klein/11 returned us to the correct timeline
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Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. Chucky says “A BLUE WAVE is coming, as BLUE as my fuckin’ eyes!”
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