at a concert for an artist who's big on tiktok so i know this crowd is gonna have their phones up the entire fuckin show

just distracted two colleagues and annoyed a third for a solid 15 minutes talking about cities

god forgives the lies you tell in response to being asked about your halloween plans by a coworker

every single time i take a screenshot of an insta dm i google if the app sends a notification to the other person just to make sure

i think i have a favorite sex position but i have no idea what it's called

pharmacy finally had my adhd meds in stock

got accused of being a swiftie cause i was singing along to 1989 songs at a bar but like cmon thats just common knowledge

snow leopard trend getting big on twitter right in time for me to recreate it for gay halloween oh yes its all coming together

i couldnt hate anyone on here because my hate is reserved for people who have done me real meaningful harm and random online faces dont really have the capacity to do that

another concert tonight which i will be going solo to once again as is my fate

idkkkk

i love dreams cause i dont be thinking in them i just be doing shit

a london trip is manifesting rapidly for mid january

staying up procrastinating my second shower

hey would someone mind loving me unconditionally

sometimes i forget how much i love space

if theres a antidepressant drug that makes you fat it stands to reason that there is a skinny drug that makes you depressed

should i sign up to be a gogo dancer