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Blue Texas means Spotify will automatically play Kacey Musgraves when you attempt to listen to Morgan Wallen
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Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland
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Overstimulated at my email office job
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this was beautiful #dwts
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never getting over this reunion. so iconic #DWTS
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foldable phones peaked with the pink razr (which I had) so no, I am not interested in ur foldable iphone. i knew the original, the it-girl, the prototype — no shiny, fancy, modern imitation could ever satisfy me.
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Me: perhaps I can be someone’s sweet trophy wife Me at my job that I’m pretty good at:
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yeah and i'm gonna do it again tonight
Dormir nesta posição é a pior coisa que você pode fazer para sua coluna, segundo cientistas.
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i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER
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chicago weather feeling like miami this week (derogatory)
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I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽
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maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know
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a couple of hours whiled away on a dollz maker website would heal me
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once you accept that bridgerton writers are bad and you watch the show just for the vibes and the beautiful actors, you enjoy the show much better
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if you didn’t own metamorphisis on CD i need ya’ll to stay the hell out of the queue for hilary duff today
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Sorry I can’t. I’m spending the night liking every single tweet about Catherine O’Hara.
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can i say this
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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