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hailey

@haileycollom

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 Winnipeg, Manitoba
instagram.com/hailey.collom
Joined December 2022
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if i get treated like a church confessional, can i get the church tax exemptions too?
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sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.
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char@brooklynbrokeNov 6
social anxiety moodboard
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There will be a mandatory viewing of Red White and Royal blue tomorrow morning in Texas
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Generational run
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@M1das_OW2Nov 4
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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social anxiety moodboard
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The one saving grace of this app is that if you go on it past your bedtime sometimes you pull a legendary collective psychosis algorithm where everyone is convinced armageddon is imminent
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Blocking anyone who is too anxious to leave their toddler with their SPOUSE for a weekend because it’s simply too depressing
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
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I like that Amanda Seyfried comes in to do like boilerplate girlfriend post-dinner commentary to Nathan because he is missing that perspective
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🍃@cardamomkissOct 18
Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
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We showed a 1980s marketing major modern advertising methods and he hung himself
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you get 3 nanoseconds to clean ur oatmeal bowl before cement forms
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All children regardless of sex benefit from safe and controlled rough-housing and risk taking. Play wrestling with a parent for example massively improves emotional self regulation in the child. A lot of girls don't get this and people wonder why they're insane by middle school.
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@iWomansplainerOct 15
I had no idea little boys were such BOYS. Toddler absolutely loses his marbles if he doesn’t get his daily dose of roughhousing sometime between the hours of 6 and 7pm each day.
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james@jms_tnyOct 12
I do not do anything serious enough at the gym to warrant asking a person how many sets they have left but how does someone sit on a machine at the gym for over 13 minutes without feeling like an insane person. This is not your home
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Mason@MasonDrmOct 6
Imagine going on and on about media professionalism and accountability when you own the Winnipeg Sun 🤣🤣
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vi@vanillizedSep 30
wdym ppl from winnipeg are on twt
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the fundamental man of tomorrow will only know sports betting, two video games, working in "finance". will be dependent on AI apps for food and water, and will possess reactionary politics based on how podcasters tell him to feel about the hollow void at the centre of his soul
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