thinkin about when the dining hall was serving s’mores pizza with rainbow sprinkles (it was tasty) and called it “gay s’mores pizza”
the big question every
girl asks herself when she's
reading tweets is
this - who's beautiful?
read the first word of every line again.
i asked my girlfriend which half of an arnold palmer is the gay half and she said lemonade because it’s fruity
decided to listen to songs i knew would make me cry before i went to sleep and boy was that a bad idea
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What I'm thinking on a first date:
wow this is going really well!
What she's thinking:
how much longer is he going to talk about spy kids
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this coffee shop is playing that song from Toy Story 2 about Jessie's abandonment and i'm about to lose my shit – at Edinburgh, Scotland













