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π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: The Premier League could give Bruno Fernandes a 3 MATCH BAN β
They believe he committed the same offence as Phil Foden and should be punished accordinglyΒ
An apology has already been issued to Manchester City over the incident
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool plan to HIJACK Newcastleβs move for Nico Gonzalez β
The player had agreed personal terms with Newcastle but has had his head turned by Liverpool
He is willing to accept a lower salary to secure a move to Anfield
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Xabi Alonso has CONFIRMED that Robert Sanchez struggled with his vision β
He couldnβt see clearly during the entire match vs Fulham which led to multiple mistakes
And after multiple tests they found he has the hand eye coordination of a toddler
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have slapped a Β£100 million price tag on Cody Gakpo β
The club feel he showed vs Newcastle that he is the best winger in the leagueΒ
Spurs are still pursuing feeling that they are getting a Ballon dβOr level player
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool want to KEEP Cody Gakpo after his performance vs Newcastle β
If they donβt manage to sign Bradley Barcola they are happy to have Gakpo as the main option
Liverpool feel he was the best player on the pitch on the opening day
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have had a bid of Β£90 million ACCEPTED for Yankuba Minteh β
Following their draw to Newcastle, they want to act fast to bring in reinforcementsΒ
Iraiola canβt put himself through watching Rio Ngumoha play off the right again
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have REJECTED a Β£120 million bid from Spurs for Cody Gakpo β
Liverpool have stated based on the current market he is worth a minimum of Β£150 million
And having also watched Spurs capitulation vs Brentford, they feel they are in no position to bargain
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool STILL WANT both Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye β
Liverpool have had several bids REJECTED but plan to keep pursuing the deal
PSG have asked Liverpool to STOP offering Cody Gakpo and Jeremie Frimpong as a part of the deal
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Liverpool have ACCEPTED PSGβs β¬70 million asking price for Ibrahim Mbaye β
Liverpool tried to offer Cody Gakpo as part of the deal to get it over the line
PSG have stated theyβd be much happier just taking the β¬70 million
π¨π£ ππ₯πππππ‘π: Manchester United are considering SACKING Michael Carrick after loss vs Hull β
They didnβt see any positives from the game and are wondering what they did during pre season









