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romance + fantasy writer | she/her 🩷💜💙 | rep’d by @C_H_Armstrong at @MarsalLyonlit

Kansas City
Joined March 2023
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ARCANExTHE HANDMAIDS TALE 🐦‍🔥 underdog rebellion 🥀 found family 👹 bite me, to 🫦 bite me ✨ forced proximity 🔥 eat the rich #QueerPit #A #D #R on sub soon
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I’m back in the query trenches! ARTWALKER is a speculative romance with folk horror, inspired by the Irish legend of the Leannán Sídhe Agents! If you’d like to see this in your query box, please reach out! I would love to find this project w/ editor interest a home! #amquerying
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That one time I wrote an unserious, joke of a book and then everyone actually loved it and now I'm about to send it to real life editors.... So I wrote a substack about it. 🔗 below!
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The author // the main character #WritingCommunity
The author // the main character 🖤 THE ARCANE ARCHIVES (early 2027) 📚🐈‍⬛
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Never seen anything more relatable
It's not a career. It's not a calling. It's a terminal hobby. You will die doing this. Become a writer.
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Step 1: rob a bank Step 2: oh sh*t, the teller is my ex. Step 3: kidnap him & pretend it’s foreplay Step 4: run THE PARADISE PROBLEM x THE BLONDE IDENTITY in second-chance, bonnie & clyde romcom. #editors #posterpit
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I need this book to be picked up immediately
YELLOWFACE with TRAD WIVES Hannah tweets about making her husband’s plate. She doesn’t even have a table. TRAD is the story of a fake trad wife and the very real mess she makes. #posterpit #ag #a
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TOO MUCH X THE 7 YEAR SLIP Rory’s dreams are destroying pro football player Wilder's life, and she's determined to figure out how to stop it. But breaking the link means breaking the tie between them, and with their chemistry, that's the real nightmare. #posterpit #ag #rc #a
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I adore everything about this boooook 😍
"Revenge is the only thing I seek." Mmm sure girl tell yourself that. Mari can lie to herself all she wants but the reader knows the truth😉 #PosterPit
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Edits are finishing for Liberty and Just Us. For Jason, a political scandal forcing him to work in his conservative hometown might blow his locked door right open. ❤️Rivals to Lovers ❤️ Finding Yourself SOMETHING WILD AND WONDERFUL meets VEEP #QueerPit #Adult #R #amquerying
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#QueerPit #Q Alice can see ghosts... she'd really rather not 👻 🏳️‍🌈 Queer & trans rep 🧠 Autistic lead 🧽 Cleaning haunted houses 🔪 Serial killer mystery 🌊 Ghosts by the sea 🎭 Dark humour
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to break the curse binding her to the ghost of a vengeful pirate, princess mira must fall in love with her best friend, john there’s just one problem: mira’s heart already belongs to princess dorothea 🩷🧡🤍 #queerpit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying
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#QueerPit #Q ✨ An Agent's Guide to ALICE & THE AFTERLIFE ✨ 🧠 Neurodivergent heroine 🏳️‍🌈 Queer & trans rep 🧹 Cleaning haunted houses 🔪 Serial killer mystery 🌊 Ghosts by the coast
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SINNERS X HANNIBAL X I FEED HER TO THE BEAST When Virginia Bulle kills her ex-boyfriend, she decides to open a restaurant to serve his remains. This leads her to Calypso Raines' doorstep, which opens up a new recipe of the prices we pay to protect family. #QueerPit #H #A #Q
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DIVINE RIVALS x A STUDY IN DROWNING Tatum and Atticus are Singers in a world where singing is forbidden, and when they're forced to compete to become heir to the most powerful Singer of all, they'll do anything to escape her trials—even die. #QueerPit #NA #F
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QUEER NANCY DREW 17-yr-old Emmie has the coolest job at a bookstore in Philly with her sapphic crush, but when a patron dies during her mom’s book event, all eyes are turned towards her. She needs to get her life back and not get killed in the process. #Queerpit #YA #M
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💌 f/f you’ve got mail 🍭 candy shop x tattoo shop 😡 rivals to lovers 🔥 romantic obsession 💋 EXTREME sexual tension 🩸 a bloody bar fight 🌓 grump x sunshine 🌶 4/5 heat level “i am a rotten woman but, by god, ophelia, you make me want to be good.” #QueerPit #AmAgented #A #R
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Halloweentown, but make it sapphic. With the magical Renaissance Faire at risk, a witch (moonlighting as the lady knight) must team up with a human seamstress to restore the magic needed to keep the mythical creatures at the faire alive. #queerpit #FR #A
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hellooooo 👀👀👀
👀✨SOMETIMES DREAMS DO COME TRUE GUYS✨👀 Stay tuned to hear moreeeee🥰🔪 *karma by t swizzle plays as I fade away*
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