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ari

@hansenplum

I’m such a lady but I’m Dansen like a hoe

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Joined November 2026
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ari@hansenplumNov 8
Perverted Smile
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AO3 IS BACK EVERYONE GET THE FUCK TO WORK I NEED PENS TO PAPER FINGERS TO KEYBOARD
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God I am so excited for the next couple days.
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AO3 BACK??????
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Oomfs talking about porn addict Chris …I am mutuals with geniuses who are destined to change the world.
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Dan plum would love gummy worms
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John mulaney jeremy culhane yaoi the kids are gonna be alright
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Because yeah chris would say cock
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Even if shipping dansen was actually bad I wouldn’t care because I’m a bad person
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Why are women so hot when covered in blood
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the way he says it oh it’s everywhere
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"Please please please no" x "Oh, but you're so, so wet. That doesn't look like a no to me, hm?"
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It’s crazy the places being gay and neurodivergent will bring u like We’re gonna make u fixate on primetime and chris hansen this fall
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me entering everyone’s conversations on the tl when i am just not involved
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CHRIS HANSEN IS A BRAT
mari ☀️ (@danny_plums) profile picturemari ☀️@danny_plumsNov 14
see this is what i’m saying… like bratty childish dan is fine i guess but a little boring. his short tempered, sweet toothed, substance abusing, narcissist twice-his-age boyfriend? now THAT man is a child. he’s throwing temper tantrums the likes of which have never been seen
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see this is what i’m saying… like bratty childish dan is fine i guess but a little boring. his short tempered, sweet toothed, substance abusing, narcissist twice-his-age boyfriend? now THAT man is a child. he’s throwing temper tantrums the likes of which have never been seen
chris hansen homebirth support 18+ (@dabhaddestbih) profile picturechris hansen homebirth support 18+@dabhaddestbihNov 14
Dan would NAWT be the childish one in the relationship…he’s ACTING. Chris ain’t acting when he’s on his 5th fruit rollup of the day.
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Sexiest gay pedophile out there
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Aww aww Hii little ones
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rob really got his laugh down wow
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Chris having a laugh… I like it
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forgot i did this as well inspo from @LOSERPHILIA #dansen
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