‘ʼ JOHNNY . 🦅⚡︎

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Johnny Lawrence ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ Cobra Kai ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ penned by #Andie ⠀⠀ ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱🀧⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ ⠀⠀ #independent, #multiverse ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ @ ʼ eagleshavefangs commented : Which one? ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Right — whatever. Ainʼt interested in crap you trynna sell me.” “A kid who ainʼt an android but datinʼ our daughter...” “Lemme guess, you ainʼt asked the punk any relevant questions?” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Why do I need to call people from a watch? I got a phone for that.” “A watch is on your wrist, not your hand, kid...” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “... I call. Easier. Quicker than typing long ass messages. Should try it sometime. Get more outta a conversation instead of sendinʼ stupid small ass pictures.” Arms fold across his torso as he studies the teen. “Better not be. Canʼt teach a damn class online.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Good.” “Battery died. Damn thing ran outta juice...” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ @ʼeagleshavefangs commented : ‘Yeah. Betta watch it, kid.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “... Good. Donʼt wanna be having conversations about it.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “... Yeah — did you eat dinner? How is askinʼ about food related to some assignment?” “Least you completed it. Your Mom will be pleased.” “Should eat, kid. Need to keep ya strength up.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Listen kid — I dunno what you got to have a damn crisis about — juice is paid for, free Internet, low end board.” “When you need to pay a few bills, run a motor or find students for a Dojo — maybe then itʼll qualify as an ‘existenial crisis.ʼ” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Listen kid — I dunno what a ‘vibeʼ is but a potato launcher sounds like a recipe for disaster ... my kinda style.” “Though a punch has more bite. Less amo. Less preparation.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ #Andie ... Accurate though. It is either beer, karate or well — pretty much that really and definitely no defense. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 💬 : Got a handbook for the language kids speak today? 💬 : Trynna teach. All I hear is crap cominʼ outta their mouths. ⠀⠀ ⠀⤷ @goldendrifts . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 💬 : It can send messages and calls just fine. 💬 : Ainʼt no need for pictures. 💬 : Emoji? One of them small ass picture things? 💬 : You been spending time with Cali, huh? She says Pops. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 💬 : Right. 💬 : Whatʼs the box with a question mark mean? 💬 : Fine. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 💬 : Better be damn civilised... 💬 : Hyperactive kids on a sugar high ainʼt my idea of a wild Friday night. 💬 : Ainʼt your matf. 💬 : Matd 💬 : Dammit. Didnʼt press the key enough times. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ “Gadgets?” “Just use a fist. Throw a punch, kid.” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ He stares at him for a moment too long. “... Existential crisis?” “... ‘bout what?” “Back in my day —” ⠀⠀