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timelock

@hashtimelock

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Joined April 2022
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hot take: the jedi and sith are both evil because they use (the) force and thus violate the NAP
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no noise november. everyone stfu
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the guy dressed as Anakin has no idea he’s blowing up on X rn smh
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imagine not stealing back your taxes
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i don’t care what @NEEDcreations says i’m not building shit
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funds are NOT safu
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do people realize the military is constantly preparing for things that will likely never happen?
Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) profile pictureBrian Allen
@allenanalysisOct 28
BREAKING: The Pentagon is preparing for a major war that could CRIPPLE America’s power grid, collapse supply chains, and disrupt critical infrastructure on U.S. soil, developing plans to keep military bases operational for 90 DAYS without outside assistance. The initiative, called FORTRESS, includes backup power, fuel reserves, and preparations to convert civilian factories into wartime production facilities.
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chicken legs, normal size balls
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me checking my cold storage wallet every morning after assuming it was drained by the latest exploit
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new bulking meal plan dropped
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I feel like fitness twitter hasn't caught on to the GOATA movement meme yet
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smoking on that shit that made OP_RETURN
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smoking on that shit that made robert breedlove
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she did the "okay ❤️ yay ❤️" meme
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claude/codex 5 hour usage limit hack: say "hi" to your agent first thing when you wake up, the 5 hour timer starts from that point
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everyone: update your PHP sites! github: nah
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if you don’t hand write checks in line at CVS you’re financially illiterate
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you miss 100% of the barrel rolls you dont take
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POV: your rich neighbor just got the new Roadster in 2028
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the chipotle double meat meta has changed; waiting to say double meat will result in a second retaliatory skimp scoop
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