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Writer / Game Developer /Gen X / Black Lives Matter Obsessed with books (any genre). I love horror movies.

Joined August 2012
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First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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Just finished reading. This trilogy was incredible.
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John Darkness retweeted
EXCLUSIVE - Joe Bob Briggs (@therealjoebob) is back with JOE BOB FIGHTS FOR THE DRIVE-IN, a new book from Dark Horse Books that collects rare writing unseen for decades! Releasing July 20, 2027. Here's everything you need to know: bloody-disgusting.com/books/…
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Calling the prequels a masterpiece is like leaving a five star Yelp review for McDonald's.
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Averaging 22 pages a day, 175 pages in, and yes, this book is everything I’ve been led to expect and more.
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I remember being twelve and salivating over the prospect of Doom LAN, or playing Street Fighter 2 with friends who lived on the other side of town. Romero's team knew what the entire world wanted.
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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Final Fantasy Resonance is the best Final Fantasy since 12.
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Just a little Monday message from somebody who spent way too long in misery. Get out there and fucking LIVE! ❤️
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It's her... it's the fucking GOAT!!!
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Rob Bottin. Behind the scenes on The Thing
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Over the Garden Wall + takeout Chinese = perfect October night
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Gah, I feel this pressure front in my head and neck.
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Final Fantasy Resonance is utterly delightful in every way.
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The system is really fun!
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Be careful when you unlock the Colosseum in FF Resonance. There's a bug that locks you out of getting the Gaia Hammer. If you complete the 4th battle and leave the arena before completing the 5th battle, the 5th will be marked as complete preventing you from unlocking the hammer.
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Giving Final Fantasy Resonance a shot 🐦
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The Halloween special was amazing. I look forward to seeing you all again in December. @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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Joe Bob's discussion segments are everything to me. I'm sure many of you feel the same. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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Oh no, not Satin! He's so soft and silky smooth... #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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I hope they make bro explain the tampon commercial 🤣 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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