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It was all a dream, I used to read horrible histories magazine

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Joined June 2021
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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巣材を家に運ぼうとしたペンギンと家から出ようとしたペンギンの鉢合わせ #長崎ペンギン水族館 #コガタペンギン
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なかなか氷が食べられないアデリーさん、やっと食べられそうだったのに…( ̄O ̄;) #アデリーペンギン #名古屋港水族館
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Mossad have got a tape of Andy Burnham saying the Stone Roses are overrated
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Account made in 2013
Restore Britain just deployed Meme Magick. Shitposters in control.
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Something i didnt notice on first watch: Emma Stone in this show talks to every working class person of color the same way you would a child or a dog.
Roommate is getting so uncomfortable with me watching The Curse in the living room that he’s yelling “YOU ARE A BAD PERSON” during some of Fielders more painful deliveries
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Thatcher: The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. The humble Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:
Amazing chart from Adam Farrar of Bloomberg @economics. Assuming the Binance hack was done by the North Koreans, as alleged by @trmlabs, then the country just captured 75% of its total 2025 revenue in the span of just 20 minutes
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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For where I was sitting, I can see your bellee.
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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Comment les américains se sentent en "sauvant" un fœtus de l'avortement qui mourra 10 ans plus tard dans une tuerie de masse
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This video is so nice
bro was getting a haircut and hopped on the mic 😂😂
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god i hate the way tech people talk. did i really think that pressing the delete button deleted my photos? yeah! obviously i did ya fucking dick
didnt everyone know this? ofcourse your deleted photos are not deleted from your phone, what do you think your phone does to your deleted photos? send it to the sun to be incinerated?
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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On the 20th I will be performatively laughing at everything that's humorous
they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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they all seem to be full, i’ll just wait for the next one
シンプルに聞きます。 何号車に乗りたいですか?
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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Compare how Gail's was launched in 2011 to what they say today 🧐
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