Getting my hair felt by dudes behind me every play. Having a great time in MN

Me and @chi_hawkingtons are gonna be jawing MN fans ALL NIGHT. Get ready to learn English you Somalians!

Took 2nd place in a class competition today. Will allow myself to celebrate the small wins today, but will struggle to sleep tonight knowing someone in my class outperformed me… #winningleadstocomplacency @joelklatt @gusjohnson

What does this year turn into for Ohio State now? That offense was going NOWHERE once Sayin left last week. They will drop at least one game before the end of the season and waste away the greatest receiver in the history of college football.

Just scrolled past 3 ads in a row @instagram #dobetter

People putting BYU at #1 is such an overreaction imo. If we’re being serious they have no shot against Ohio State, Indiana, Georgia, or probably even Miami. ESPECIALLY if that game isn’t in Provo.

My morning fart did not disappoint today #lfg

Yeah you’re so important that you can leave class 20 minutes early the moment the attendance code gets posted. Yeah your time is so valuable bro

Jimmy Rogers is a better coach than Matt Campbell

$40M less to work with. What do we expect

We were the worse team today. Lot of red in the crowd as well. Credit to them great win

Smoking weed is so gay

Every time I fart today I almost shit myself

Campus is fucking BUZZING

BANG BABY

Farting in my roommates blanket all morning, Mariannette Miller-Meeks is fuming right now.

Thanks Dave!

I just got my ass kicked in Jiu Jitsu for an hour. Yeah I’d say I’m allowed to drink @RobSandIA

I want to be remembered for popcorn Tuesdays.

Hi @RobSandIA @ZachLahn, I will vote for whichever candidate agrees to remove the 5¢ can deposit. Every household has recycling now, which virtually makes this law pointless.