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Hayibo's Not The Mail & Guardian is out today, featuring everything from sex-whales to JM Coetzee's tokoloshe.
Buy the Mail&Guardian tomorrow for Hayibo's last hurrah. Not The Mail&Guardian is 12 pages of Hayibo madness, all new content!
For those fans who want to stalk Hayibo's ex writers on Twitter, Rebecca Davis is @becsplanb and Tom Eaton is @TomEatonSA.
Big Hayibo thanks for all the sad Tweets. Also big ups to the 7 super-fans who sent cash to help with last 3 months of poverty.
2nd last day of Hayibo, we look back at the top 10 stories of 2012...tinyurl.com/cmkokm5
Global relief as Mayan apocalypse revealed as Maya the Bee apocalypse. tinyurl.com/c6spgnf
ANC admits Zuma is Pay-as-you-go president, has to keep credit topped up. tinyurl.com/bq3htbs
World outraged as Christians claim Christmas celebrates birth of Jesus. tinyurl.com/alo9yp3
From the archive: Special ceremony planned to mark etv’s 10,000th broadcast of ‘Die Hard’. tinyurl.com/c9pkfbk
SA's masses say they want Zuma second term because they want Zuma second term. tinyurl.com/cu3u6qz
On This Day last year: Government slams ‘hysterical dyke’ Zille for linking Aids to sex. tinyurl.com/d9a7g4l
Rhinos to be rebranded as unicorns so Chinese poachers fear 777 years of bad luck. tinyurl.com/dxxrn6o
On This Day in 2008: Fancourt residents in shock after seeing black people. tinyurl.com/dysv2uk
Govt hails 13% maths mark, says counting just makes people cross, and Nkandla cost same as chip roll. tinyurl.com/cox6rqu
Malema to publish steamy legal thriller Fifty Shades of Money Laundering. tinyurl.com/cxvdocy
Lady Gaga's demons take on look at Jozi, go straight back to Hell. Rather damnation than Dainfern. tinyurl.com/d42mqk6