๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ช. a lifestyle + travel blogger that runs on iced coffee and dark humor.

Orlando, FL
Joined April 2013
This is one of those moments where it's best if you just mind your business. Those who have lost a child and didn't know how to cope other than explode get judged, this woman gets judged. Women will never heal at this rate. vocal.media/humans/woman-danโ€ฆ
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Shit talking my blog when you donโ€™t even or never attempted to have one is straight up diabolical ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Today I said โ€œIโ€™m gonna take an Uber to the vetโ€ and my cat DARTED out of the room. I was like โ€œHow does she even know the word โ€˜vetโ€™โ€ and my wife turned her whole body to glare at me and said โ€œBecause she understands English????โ€
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How? Asking for a friendโ€ฆ
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Dear Christians Friendly reminder that the rest of us arenโ€™t in your religion and you donโ€™t have the right to force us to be Kindly fuck off
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Don't be late! Victorian McGee's White Rabbit is selling like pocket watches at the Opera!

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Some shit Tums would do lol
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Men donโ€™t even know what THEY want half the time, I stopped listening to they asses over a year ago ๐Ÿ™„
it's funny bc men want women who are empathetic and nurturing and love children and want to improve their communities and make sure everyone is safe and then they're shocked that women lean liberal.
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These ads are fucked, and the one where her child literally dies. Thatโ€™s a bit fuckin triggering @apple
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We are so thrilled to present to youโ€ฆ the โ€˜Castle in the Airโ€™ and the โ€˜House of Many Ways' Exclusive Editions brought to you in collaboration with @HarperCollinsCh!
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Imagine being g 42 years old and casting your first vote for Donald Trump and acting like you fucking did something
I voted today, for the first time. ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ โ€ข I made a rule for myself that if I didnโ€™t vote I could not have an opinion about the outcome, because I didnโ€™t earn that right. Not this time. I voted for @realdonaldtrump and I canโ€™t wait to have him make America great again! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Oh I canโ€™t wait for the day
the idea that men would do this because they want children, but not women, is so outrageously comical.
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Try a dude you asked out at 14 who said no then 20 something years later expects you to say yes; boi bye you had over 20 years to say something.
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them backshots standing up?? 10/10 ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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