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You can touch the Ruth Asawa at the Oakland Museum of Art when nobody’s watching. It’s what she would have wanted.

there’s 3 black women on this bus currently discussing whether or not they think I’m a shapeshifting reptile

maybe if it was called Peace and Harmony instead of Discord we wouldn’t have all these problems

Every generation before us also thought the world was ending. And they were right, it’s just happening slower and more retarded than anyone thought possible.

every beautiful woman must go through a stupid hat phase where she wears a stupid hat

he asked me what foid meant and I saw forever with him

started beefing with this squirrel on my way to work every day

just ate a tomato so good I started praying

Nothing feels as good as throwing away a bag of recycling you don’t feel like sorting

Signing up for gun safety lessons

My mother used to tell me, you’re not lucky you’re blessed, never say that you’re lucky

I have a few problems, but none of them are actually that serious. Almost no problems are actually that serious except for fixing your soul and emulating Jesus. And if you go about this the right way it can actually fix you, which is something I refused to accept for a long time.

if you gave as much thought to invasive grasses and unsustainable agricultural practices as you did commercials you’d be a much more interesting person

Got stoned and ended up in a documentary of my hometown’s first anime convention