Comedienne. Writer. Blogger. Marketing Consultant. City of Angels via City of Motors.
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Two different sets of parents spanning 20 years both thought it was okay to send the kids to Jurassic Park while they stayed at home and argued? I'm glad I know how to put a man out without forcing my kids to fight dinosaurs. I hope the state took them kids when they got home.
If you can’t have an adult conversation with YOUR GIRL about YOUR FEELINGS please stop trying to explain the complexities of Kanye’s emotions to us. Dudes that can’t tell a woman how they feel about her speaking whole dissertations on what Kanye’s going through.
Call your Girl.
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Dear #Facebook and #Timehop when I block and delete someone off of my socials it would be nice if y’all would block and delete their freaking “memories” as well..teamwork mmmkay? #WishfulThinking
The category is Black Superheroes in bird getups:
Aldis Hodge/HawkMan > Anthony Mackie/Falcon
#DCFanDome #DCUniverse #Injustice #BlackAdam #Shazam #SnyderCut #JusticeLeague
The hurt inner children will have your whole adult life messed up. Put that baby to bed. It’s grown up time.
Been defending myself from some crypto-babies because I dared to ask a nigga was he registered with the SEC...he said no and then explained exactly how he commits fraud. 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂 #SmartDumb
Have you ever got to the end of a romantic comedy and thought, “They may be together now, but it won’t last” ?
The people waiting for Elon Musk on Clubhouse are the people that chose dinner with Jay-Z over $50 THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Can we have a serious conversation about how dingy Siri is? 🙄🙄 She never gets it. But let her hear you say that she’s getting on your nerves and watch how sensitive she gets.
The WandaVision reviews prove exactly what I’ve always said about Marvel Stans... keep it simple... they only like grilled cheese sandwiches.