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Jess Heberlie

@heberlie

This is my private diary. she/her

 Iowa City, IA
Joined October 2011
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An Uber driver once told me not to marry the man who pulls a Busch Light out of his pants at a bar. Last night I shoved 3 in my bibs before going downtown. Oh how the turns have tabled.
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“Labubu” sounds like John Travolta introducing Lady Gaga at the Oscars
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Gf Be WILIN@gfbewilin9 Jun 2025
Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship Him & his mother for raising him that way You did nothing wrong sis
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why on earth would jenna say qua
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Imagine fumbling this before summer hahahahahah
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brent@murrman59 Mar 2025
Losing an hour on international women’s day weekend. Naw that don’t sit right with me
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if they abolish OSHA i will use the forklift for evil
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BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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RFK, Jr. Supporter
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Hustlanani@hustlanani10 Jan 2025
I don’t play about my nonverbal time
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@MsWinterrrr8 Jan 2025
“He said, let’s change the Gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America. We could have had our first female President.”
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Hustlanani@hustlanani1 Jan 2025
A guy will text me “Good Morning” and I’ll literally be like I can’t fucking do this
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cheyene norah@onlyyagirl_1 Jan 2025
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My friend did a hear me out presentation at new years. Here was some of her takes:
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Who needs a high school reunion when you could scroll on hinge in your home town instead
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simply a reminder that even though you may not be in Vancouver tonight, one of your friendship bracelets might be🥹
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