@hellodavsk

“When you know nothing matters the universe is yours.” Bristol bloke. Bins: Wednesday. Parody account.

 Bristol, England
Joined August 2010
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I want cake.
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None of the goons behind this guy have been to Norway or know where/what Norway is.
Clash Report
@clashreport15h
Trump on Norway: Norway has become a shithouse country. Norway sucks.
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David P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSE4h
Want to feel old? This is what Marty McFly looks like today
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Dave 🇺🇦@hellodavskJul 23
If only Abingdon reservoir (first proposed in 2006) had been given the green light it would have been built by now. Imagine that.
Sky News
@SkyNewsJul 21
BREAKING: Thames Water issues hosepipe ban from Thursday, prohibiting all customers from using them to water gardens, clean cars, fill paddling pools, or top up hot tubs. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Night shift workers seeing the clock go from 01:59 to 01:00.
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Andy Burnham
@andyburnham20 Apr 2014
Moyes never does well away at the big clubs.
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Turns out the “poor man” is most likely a nonce. Ah well, eh Piers?
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan13 Aug 2018
Dear Meghan Markle, all your fancy new palaces, servants & tiaras won’t make up for losing your father. Get on a plane & go see the poor man before it’s too late. You can’t just freeze him out of your life like you’ve done the rest of your family & most of your old friends.
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It was because he was a nonce, Piers. xitter.cf/piersmorgan/status/101…
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan26 Jun 2018
So weird that Meghan Markle STILL hasn’t visited her father since his heart attack. xitter.cf/harveylevintmz/status/…
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It was because he was a nonce, Piers. xitter.cf/piersmorgan/status/138…
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan4 May 2021
*NEW COLUMN* How the hell can Meghan 'I hate royalty but call me Duchess' Markle preach about father-child relationships when she's disowned her own Dad, and wrecked her husband's relationship with his? dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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Seems like a missed opportunity tbh
Cllr Joanna Wright@clrjoannawrightOct 20
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Further surveys and mitigation required: shorturl.at/aAEu0
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Dammit that link works only on desktop apparently.
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I’m pro-growth. I’m pro-nature. If developers actually put the work in (accurate surveys, mitigation for habitat loss), things might actually get built.
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Navy Lookout
@NavyLookoutOct 24
HMS Queen Elizabeth inbound to Gibraltar this morning. Via @dparody
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Janice Turner@VictoriaPeckhamOct 22
Plus her Japanese translator would have to be murdered, her Italian translator stabbed and her Norwegian publisher shot.
James Kirchick
@jkirchickOct 21
For the Sally Rooney - Salman Rushdie parallel to work, a major Jewish leader would have had to call for her murder, gangs of marauding Jews would have had to burn down bookstores, and a Jewish extremist would have had to stab her eye out with a knife.
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Lot of hate in the comments for this but I actually think it’s great that the gov is giving us an extra hour. Didn’t think it was possible tbh but Burnham’s managed it 👏🏼
GOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 20
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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Slightly cheeky email mind you asking what I’m gonna do with my extra hour! None of your business you little scamp 😉
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BostonWriter
@bostonwriterOct 20
Best HR harassment video ever.
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