@helloflen_

she/her | ‘clever whizzy young person’ - Olivia Colman | views my own

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this is the best moment of my life.
A picture of my small brown dog, Stanley, lying with me on the sofa. He has both his paws wrapped round my left arm like he’s giving my arm a little cuddle and my hand is stroking his head. It is the best thing.

ALT A picture of my small brown dog, Stanley, lying with me on the sofa. He has both his paws wrapped round my left arm like he’s giving my arm a little cuddle and my hand is stroking his head. It is the best thing.

A picture of a blurry Pikachu (of Pokémon fame) with loads of heart emojis flying out of him. He’s screaming in a sort of “SO CUTE I AM EXPLODING WITH HEARTS” way.

ALT A picture of a blurry Pikachu (of Pokémon fame) with loads of heart emojis flying out of him. He’s screaming in a sort of “SO CUTE I AM EXPLODING WITH HEARTS” way.

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I’m asking a very important question over on Stories btw: instagram.com/stories/hellof…
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Caught when he was charged £9 for a pint and said "I thought I was the criminal here"
Fiona Hamilton
@Fhamiltontimes9 Sep 2023
BREAKING - Daniel Khalife has been arrested in Chiswick west London
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Oi @EwaSR, look.
A picture of a petrol station in Tuscany called ‘Ewa’

ALT A picture of a petrol station in Tuscany called ‘Ewa’

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If you’re at Glasto and not heading to SE corner now, you’re silly. Get yourselves to SE.
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Me singing both parts of “For Good”
C14 News | EN
@c14english27 Feb 2023
⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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We’re very much in ‘taking two supposedly ‘one-a-day’ hayfever tablets every day and they are not even tickling the sides’ territory. Completely horrid.
Flen@helloflen_8 Jun 2023
The pollen really isn’t mucking about this year, hey?
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The pollen really isn’t mucking about this year, hey?
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Just made my first vinted purchase and now feel like I might be on a very slippery slope.
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Finland robbed.
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FRICK
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CHA CHA CHA
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We were by no means the best performance of the night but we do not deserve this.
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CIRCUS MIRCUS
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Epic.
Justin Edwards@bigedwards13 May 2023
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Mel Giedroyc’s commentary is fantastic. Love her.
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Hannah Waddingham speaking French is my new kink.
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I made a cover of the Atomic Kitten song Whole Again! It’s out in a few hours! Also tune in to @Eurovision tonight because I’m gonna be performing live in front of a Eurovision audience for the first time! @bbceurovision
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Ooooft that actually really got me #Eurovision
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