My memories on socials today mostly consist of that one time @dallascampbell and I goofed around with cardboard cut-out @astro_timpeake at @newscientist Live! This was 8 years ago! 🙈

@vinted recently blocked my account for apparent fraudulent activity! I’ve sold a dozen or so baby outfits and use the funds to buy bits in his next size. That’s it! Trying to contact support is a joke. Refusing to provide me with an explanation with the same bot responses.

😍 ✨ 🚢 gostargazing.co.uk/cruise?ti…

Good morning, from Charmouth beach 💛 Let’s go fossil hunting… #Charmouth #Dorset #JurassicCoast #beach #fossils

Wangled an upgrade. Tell me that’s not the best view in Brighton! 😍⛵️ @MalmaisonHotels #Malmaison #Brighton #BrightonMarina @BrightonMarina – at Brighton, England

Feeling nostalgic with old gig photos. Thems wer’t days! #FormerChildStar #VintageRockbar #Doncaster

If history repeats itself, I’m totally riding a dinosaur! 🦕

Love is love is love... #LoveWins ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Remember when we were little and had ‘days of the week’ underwear? Yeah, well - I’m now 38 years old and I still have ‘days of the week’ underwear! 🤩 #bigkidpants (Must remember not to wear for gig date on Saturday!)

Don’t you just hate when you try your best to buy a healthy meal. But, between leaving the supermarket and arriving back home, your salad box has turned into a bag of cookies! 🙈 #snaccident #dietstartstomorrow

When you’re alone in the house but still feel as though you’re being watched… 👀 #EasterEggs

“Sometimes I don't feel as if I'm a person at all. I'm just a collection of other people's ideas.” - David Bowie #BankHoliday #EasterMonday #MoonageDaydream

Damn the man! Save the Empire! #EmpireRecords #RexManningDay! <3

What if Dexys Midnight Runners actually… wait, we won’t do that one. What if Billy Joel really did start that fire after all?